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"Some days it's all I can think about," -Ross
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"Mom already called this morning to tell me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears aren't my best feature?" -Monica

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"Ya know, knowledge is a tricky thing," - Joey

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"Is it my hair?" - Chandler
"Yes Chandler, it's your hair," - Rachel
"You have homosexual hair," - Phoebe

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"Stop staring at my wife's legs... No, no stop staring at your sister's legs," - Chandler

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"Hmmm.. I better get used to things crapping in my hand," - Chandler

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"It seems lime everytime we talk he wants to say my name, so that when he gets to my last name he can exaggerate the Bing. BING!" - Chandler

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"Condoms?" - Chandler
"You don't know how long we'll be in here, we might have to repopulate the earth," - Joey

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"Know any bird calls?" - Joey
"Oh tons! I'm quite the woodman," - Chandler

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"Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to have a back-up plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon," - Chandler

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"Know what I mean?" - Joey
"Do you??" - Chandler

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"Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding," - Chandler

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"It'd be nice to leave an ass print on everest!" - Chandler

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"Ya know I wasngonna climb Everest.Ya but it costs like $60,000 and ya know, you could die. (Looks at Chandler) and you would die," - Phoebe

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"London, baby!" - Joey
"Cause that's not gonna get annoying," - Chandler
"London, baby!" - Joey
"Clearly I was wrong," - Chandler

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"Isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?" - Rachel

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"If I died the only way people would even know I was here is by the ass print on this chair," - Chandler

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"Ross is getting married," - Joey
"Phoebe is making people," - Chandler

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"Again with the nature crap. What are you guys, beavers?" - Phoebe

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"Emily called last night.." - Ross
(interrupting) "And you're just NOW giving me the message???" - Chandler