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[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

I’m not kidding I think that because the word “liberal” is in it they think these are degrees in “woke”

[comrade seungmin ☭ & that @lserkuromi]

Americans will genuinely call you racist and then tell you they are white people words and black people words

[piña colada❤️ @m212kb]

In Quebec you can't even change your last name to your husband's🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

[pimser pat @ult1mate_rat]

y'all im so tired of american vs normal people discourse

[S. I. Rubinstein @si_rubinstein]

I hate it when people say ‘X and I’ when the circumstances demand ‘X and me’.

[matthew @liljewzzivert]

this is just sans to a guy like me

[claire @6_clairee]

@pinacoladashed “buffet” “deja vu” “fiancé” “cafe” “saute” “entrepreneur” “cliche”

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

It’s not “fake” to be nice to someone you don’t really like. It’s called maturity. Stop causing unnecessary drama all the time. Stop being petty all the time. Stop holding grudges over irrelevant stuff.
Okay rant over. Thank you for cominggg

[T9 @Thafnine]

isn't it awesome that you can be listening to a song on spotify for years then on a random fucking wednesday it's been overwritten by a completely different shittier version for no reason with no way to change it back?

[miao @Grendpateddo]

Chillll

[y/n @hatsunemitski3]

it costs $100 to leave your house in canada

[cory 🐾🗡️ @vooookster]

doing this at a small local gig where im like 3 feet from the vocalists's face

[Itai Sher @itaisher]

The period goes outside of the quotation marks unless it is part of what is being quoted.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

when i was younger i was very irrationally afraid of thinking the wrong things because what if others could tell

[Tommy 🎏 COMMS OPEN @laissezfairelez]

It’s great how everyone is insane now

[Italian 🚅🇮🇹🇻🇦 @Italian347]

"What order am I supposed to play/watch/read-

Release order, nigga

[j! ~ ☆ @pluvtos]

Talking to my coworker about our body temperatures and I said that im a ‘very hot person’ and a customer that didnt hear the context goes “No youre not!”

[KELii CHiC @ilovekeliichic]

saw a family today and the husband was carrying the baby and holding his toddlers hand while wearing a back pack and carrying two bags and the mom was on her phone texting and smoking a cigarette

[JDK @JDKDAY]

Generational differences are fake. Everyone is rude. Everyone stares at you like a slack jawed moron. Everyone is more conservative and prudish. Everyone listens to short form content out loud on their phones in public places