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Honey Badger

[Kikonde Mwatela @KikondeMwatela]

I have so many funny stories about my mother. I remember when she got appointed acting Governor of the CBK, they had this Range Rover assigned to her. She got so pissed off about it, she hardly used it. She liked her Peugeot 504 which used to jerk from a sensitive clutch.

[Random World Ψ @randomworldke]

Now what is this ?
What kind of taxation system is this?

[rene.pdf (draft) @odanga_r]

I love the open disdain. I genuinely do. It is beautiful to behold. It shows what Politics (with a capital ‘P’) makes possible.

One reads about it in books and so forth. “Let Them Eat Cake” et cetera. But to behold it too, my God!

[Eric Manyikah @EManyikah]

Kenya might fear Ebola which is okay but the biggest disease we have is this Aden Duale! What sort of reasoning is this from a supposedly Health CS!!! Damn

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@dnahinga https://t.co/ynI1nG5ETM
Look at those triangular windows. And not all of them open
And they open like 30° max

[Billionaire Child of God @Billionair1w]

The building/tower he's referring to

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Whoever designed Prism Towers shouldn't be allowed to design any other building
The rooms feel like ovens, ventilation nada
How do people who work there survive?

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Having Mamdani say Wantam is going to be such ammo...

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@EthylalcoOH @pmuoge @FourthArchetype

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@pmuoge @FourthArchetype "allergic"
Wanapenda stuffiness

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@pmuoge @FourthArchetype 90% of Kenyans are allergic to AC

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@ojimmycee Njoo nikufunze😂

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@ojimmycee State capture, ofisi za gava ndio mingi huko

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@ImbayiK Na vitu zingine si hata sacrifices ni adjustments kidogo hapa na pale
Anyway, to each their own

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@JUNX1ONG @FourthArchetype Heh, except that I am married to 1 husband, blessed with 6 kids, and I am loved at home
Tafutana tu ta kavirondorettes
Watu wa maji ya Projects hupenda ku catch sana I wonder if it is the water that makes them bitter😆

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@JUNX1ONG @FourthArchetype Murima peeps after being disadvantaged by their ancestors after they dug trenches for pipes for "Projects" RN:

[Billy @tweetsbybilly]

Fun fact: That entire loop is exactly 100 km 😌

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😂😂😂
I love the theories

[Syntheist @meshmwandishi]

@CuchulainKE @TiskTusk Apart from Gavna I have never seen a fat Kao 🤔

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@ericwarutere The design is horrendous
The building gives you claustraphobia 😅
The windows are so tiny they can barely ventilate the rooms. Terrible

[Bane @MisterAlbie]

The motion to impeach the president is a check mate from citizens because it exposes all Ruto’s moles who have been hiding. The most important thing is not that it passes but the voting patterns.

[CHAMPION. @kijo_carol]

Motherhood is not for everyone.. sasa huyu mtoto jameni 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️