Dru (Bald Bryan Backer)

Man. 6ft5. Top 0.07% FPL Player

[Red Marrow (Meds) @RedMarrow_]

Carrick understood this. He curated a structure that could get the best out of Casemiro. He chose to adapt to the situation rather than insist on his own way. As a result, we saw the best version of Casemiro at 33, who in turn helped us secure Top 3. Not many managers get this.

[vycious @ghttoyout]

why is every day like £70

[ss @ss74832681]

All things considered I think this is my favourite chronically online joke

[Blaise United @Blxiseutd]

United fans went crazy that we paid £38m for Ederson with one year left on his contract but Spurs have had £70m rejected for Van hecke with one year left on his contract as well. Why argue when you can just wait😂😂🙆🏾‍♂️

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

“When someone is used to privilege, equality feels like oppression”

[dua @z3har]

so cruel yet so fascinating how you'll have to literally rewire your brain after a certain event while the other person goes on to live their life completely unaffected

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Nick Goff @nickgoff79]

‘I don’t think he needed to put it that high’ about a shot that went over the bar is the kind of insight I simply couldn’t have got from Lampard or Scholes

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

I don’t know which neurodivergent needs to hear this, but you can use the bathroom before finishing the task.
You don’t have to earn the right to pee.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Why do parents get mad when you sleep all day? I’m literally at home, safe, quiet, minding my business and not causing any problems

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Yall have to go watch the TikToks of the guy who goes to Home Depot to buy marked down items for $0.01. Shit is hilarious because he gets away with it every time per store policy 😂

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

I’d rather lick every rental shoe in a bowling alley than record a 2-minute video explaining why I want a job.

[Sonny @rawespresso]

Walk into any UK office at 3pm on a Friday and you'll see something that's quietly become normal.

Most desks are empty. The ones that aren't have someone leaning back, scrolling on their phone, or staring at a single email they've been 'working on' since 2pm.

The few people actually doing work are doing it slowly enough that it could have been finished in 20 minutes if anyone was actually paying attention.

The boss is in their office on a personal call, or out at a long lunch, or working from home so they don't have to see it.

This is what the average UK office costs the average UK business — about 12 paid working hours a week that nobody is actually doing anything meaningful in.

The 4-day work week conversation has nothing to do with whether the work fits into 4 days. Most people are already doing it in 3, and nobody at the top wants to admit it out loud.

[hols @bellinghxms]

got paid so i can finally buy more panini world cup stickers #priorities

[Bashy Mc @BashyMc1]

Mummy, why can’t we see Daddy this weekend?

He’s really busy online, arguing with ALDI over the weight of some carrots.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I'm not going to pretend everyone will wait til marriage but women have GOT to start raising their standards for the men they sleep with