philosophical b*tch

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[Dinesh @justdinesh1r]

the funniest part about being private is watching ppl confidently fill in the blanks

[raja @rrajablast]

whoever messy types drunk is a liar i typed this just fine u posers

[Beans @137beans]

*winks at you with my third eye*

[philosophical b*tch @6ix0f5words]

@pard0nm333 whens your birthday

[𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 @luhmama2yhuu]

Y’all be beefing with women you secretly wanna be. Heal that.

[Caro H. @CaritoH92]

Ojalá el próximo trend sea utilizar el lóbulo frontal.

[miia @miiagarro]

men are always like “i hate myself for what i did to you” like yea i hate you too

[🍭 @prettypinkwapp]

i wish halloween would come faster im ready to bust a trick on that treat

[g herbos arm in his picture with farrakhan @ivy_interlude]

it’s a certain way men be posting that you can tell he on thin ice with his lady

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

healthcare be hiring bitches i wouldn’t even let dog sit

[* @2sauceddd]

you not it pa

[liyahdiorr★ @rawliyunginn]

I need a new collection of sweatpants.

[angie @teaxtarot]

Carrie Bradshaw is embarrassing but ur posting a carefully curated story just for one guy to see it…. Right right…

[𝐠𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐤𝐢 🫥 @G33LA_]

& yes i do take thinking i want your man as disrespect

[Ki @Kitranada]

The day drained me. I’m talkin two hands double twist grip MILKED me

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

Protection

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

as above: he’s a forehead kisser
so below: he’s an eater

[Saint 🇭🇹 @Franksaint96]

I cut people off for the shit they do to other people too… won’t get me.

[philosophical b*tch @6ix0f5words]

@eeleeseeuh it will be! jersey really isn't bad but just be wary, the people can take some getting used to lol

[philosophical b*tch @6ix0f5words]

@am_bbxo ik that shit HITS