sam

[sam @6lXMAMI]

Drake always looking like the girlfriend...

[sam @6lXMAMI]

why are iphone chargers not called apple juice

[sam @6lXMAMI]

netflix and don't talk to me.

[sam @6lXMAMI]

it's funny bc ppl think I'm quiet

but I'm just listening to everyone's convos.

and figuring out ur weaknesses

to destroy u later in life.

[sam @6lXMAMI]

I always add "haha" at the end of shit so I won't sound mean.

[sam @6lXMAMI]

You never realize how fucking boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

[sam @6lXMAMI]

Person: I'm here for you.
Person: *leaves*

[sam @6lXMAMI]

If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice, you lying as hell.

[sam @6lXMAMI]

someone dm me, like shit dms dead and boredom is real shit rn.

[sam @6lXMAMI]

🔐

[sam @6lXMAMI]

I think I'm emotionally constipated.

I haven't given a shit in days.

[sam @6lXMAMI]

omfg I hate when ppl freak out about seeing a part of my stomach or bra like what you thought was under my shirt, the great wall of china? 😑

[sam @6lXMAMI]

hey, I'm new, but if you're reading this you're too late. 😂 rt, tf?