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[6lbs7oz @6lbs7oz]

one person followed me and 30 fucking people unfollowed me // automatically checked by

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[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @taste_of_tbone]

on this day: a Facebook memory of an airbnb I did not pursue. $77/night.

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[6lbs7oz @6lbs7oz]

@ImFreeManJones Well….yes?

[Patrick(?) @phantom_threadz]

Every now and then I just say this full headline out loud

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[cj- @cjnieI]

His Make A Wish ass life

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

#doinmythangsummer

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

3 cocktails at dinner and then having a cigarette let’s hear it for 3 cocktails at dinner and then having a cigarette

[6lbs7oz @6lbs7oz]

@Aeroplan Hi Jimmy how do I use my companion pass

[6lbs7oz @6lbs7oz]

@Aeroplan help I’m confused

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[6lbs7oz @6lbs7oz]

@Uber please refund me before I call the cops

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

[sauce @jimbobrays_]

when i meet another canadian on vacation and i’m trying to figure out if they’re cool or from calgary