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08 IS250 6spd | 03 IS300 5spd

[PAR$ON$ @waaavydee]

Nigga like me play through the contact

[nai$ @1doublen]

Bron assists, jb points, maxey 3s, embiid boards 😂🤏🏼

[🕊 @sirtrickzz]

a smart nigga don’t play with his source of income.

[https.sleeper-dox!✨👾 @bitchiwaspluto]

Employed mfs that hate their job when you ask them to quit

[‏ً @fwcodex]

a moving man will meet his luck

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

When GOD wants to turn a boy into a man.

He doesn't comfort HIM.

He crushes him with failure, betrayal, loneliness, heartbreak, and rejection.

That's not a punishment.
It's a FORGE.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Me realizing everybody is replaceable, including me.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

You are scared to take a 4 years course cos you’re 28 and by the time you’re done, you will be 32. Whether you take that course or not, in 4 years time you’d still be 32!

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Luka told Vando “You can’t do this” because of his pinky finger 😭😭😭

[. @Fimiye]

"Boys don't cry"

Nigga Jesus wept😭

[Tife @whoistife_x]

may our biceps get bigger and our shoulders get wider.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

As someone who's struggled a lot financially and has now a better salary, money did in fact solve my problems, and it did in fact, buy happiness

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Lakers win by 4. Bronny scored 5 points.

Lakers literally do not win this game without LeBron having sex.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Choppelganger”

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Getting opportunities that scare the shit out of you >>>

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

[U @underscoresplus]

I am aggressively Californian and there’s nothing I can do about it

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

[JT @jiratickets]

Lying your ass off in the interview and asking for 2x your previous salary then waking up to an offer letter in your inbox

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good