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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. DOUGLAS ADAMS (1952-2001)

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If they're trying to implant subliminal messages, it should be a clown, Theresa May was last election.

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Looking on the news sites, every story about the election has a cover photo of the Polling Station sign and a dog, not the same polling station or the same dog, just a random polling station sign with a random dog next to it.

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Trump is coming on the 3rd of June, how do we get this to be national Cockwomble day?

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@UnrealTalib Piers Morgan

[Danny John-Jules @DannyJohnJules]

Democracy, Humanity, Fair Play, Truth, Evil. Where are YOU in the pecking order of the totem pole? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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#Endgamespoilers so the Avengers use the time machine that Deapool got from Josh Brolin to go back and defeat Josh Brolin?

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@stevebrookstein

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@BorisJohnson Crime, health service, schools and housing aren't affected by Europe, you could've started fixing these things a long time ago.

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one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/AidstYTyim

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@Nigel_Farage At least he has a class, you appear to have absolutely none.

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@UnbalancedMemes @ianlatham Don't they prefer nuts?

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https://t.co/IKg67aMn6W this is May at the moment.

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Does it strike anyone else that Theresa May is acting out the scene from Blazing Saddles where the black sheriff threatens to kill himself if they don't stop racially abusing him?

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@fleetstreetfox Put me down for September.

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Just to take you're minds off Brexit and cheer you up....

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@quantick @richardpbacon It's got no shit on it, fake news.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Boris Johnson, who called black people “piccaninnies” with watermelon smiles, who compared equal marriage to bestiality, who wrote a column backing Remain and another Leave, says he’ll back May’s deal after saying it’s worse than EU membership because there’s a leadership vacancy

[Margaret Georgiadou aka GangstaGran #FBPA #FBPPR @madgie1941]

Please can you sign and share as widely as possible. We want a really big number for the 1st April. They turned the petition down BEFORE they even debated it lol.https://t.co/aOPoVHXP3I

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@IanDunt @LethaboCM Boris probably doesn't even know who the PM is.

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@stevebrookstein I like to think of him as a cuddly Mr Twatty.