brianda 🦋

la inteligencia andando | ♒️♊️♊️ | 11 | 🐒

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

a sober woman is a threat to every single dynamic that benefits from a woman not standing in her fully conscious and sovereign power. of course they don’t want u to know this

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

coffee ice cream at 5 in the morning bc i’m not obese would u like some. can’t have any

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

oh wee sweetie pie aquarius what do u do to folks that they can’t move on from u

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

u in the middle of the night

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

i do not fw bitches who fw bitches i do not fw. easy maths

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

visions of me and u

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

i like that when i’m watching games i watch them in peace. no raucous fuck-trophies running around causing chaos. nagging wanting things wanting this needing that. fucking up the vibe. nah

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

if u clicked purdue -3.5 KYS !

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

if u clicked memphis -6.5 KYS !

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

thinking about these two ladies that went home right after the steam room. drenched. completely soaked. dripping everywhere. don’t be these ppl. use ur brain

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

purdue purdue purdue

is all i heard today

washington this
washington that
washington has no qb
purdue by a million
the ‘sharps’ are on this side
the ‘sharps’ are on that side
the ‘sharps’ are taking a dump
etc etc etc

do not fall for the silly bs
big day tomorrow

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

tulane +7 ✅
mem/tul u57.5 ✅
washington +3.5 ✅
penn -6.5 🚮
guardians ml ❓ (it’s tomorrow i guess ?)
ducks ml 🚮

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

tulane +7
mem/tul u57.5
washington +3.5

yes i am once again playing an o/u
yes i am a walking contradiction
yes i am aware of that
yes and what about it
not losing

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

not even penn trailing 24-7 just to flop could ruin my night. dumb gonads can take that L and shove it up their cloacas

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

as a woman, what a flex it is to contribute absolutely nothing to that and let them rot away like rabid dogs salivating at what they can’t have touch or experience 👅

a nut at my expense ? 🍆

that’ll be the day
u will never see it

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

ugly freaky froggy str8 males being at the top of the chain of the orgasm gap just further fuels my misandry and disgust towards the flopdom

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

IT WAS ALWAYS TULANE HOOK

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

purdue folks real quiet rn

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

wake up babe, it’s frolicking around the house in nothing but hoodies and undies szn

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

tulane tulane tulane

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

tuna melt on this fine friday. don’t mind if i do 🥪

[brianda 🦋 @6rianda]

stokes w/ all those tulane donations