Druthers Haver

I'm idiot.

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

we sail upon a sea of posts
content and slaked by favs for now
and venture only from the coasts
as far as retweets will allow
but lo! what quells our merry boasts?
we spot a gyre from the prow
named "group chat", white with roiling ghosts
to drain the waters 'neath our bow

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

there should be some sort of QR code situation for hot joggers

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

you don't see many pussies in bios these days

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

ive been seeing those koolaid pineapple videos on silent and i can only assume they're soundtracked by that sarah mclachlan song they use on negligent dog shelter footage

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

@gay_horse420

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

all odd numbers are prime

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

seems like commonwealth is not so common these days

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

its so funny how shai has jafar face and jafar movement

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

when people vaguely refer to "it" happening now i can't tell if they mean the knicks winning or the other thing

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

@josiahhughes i only see one person

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

it's so cool to see you grow up from just an irony poster mufo to like, a real artist, man. making short films with actors and everything, and really expressing yourself. so proud of you. there's no fuckin way im clicking that link but i'll absolutely retweet it brother

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

been watching a lot of drone assassination videos from the donbas and it seems like basically none of the soldiers train boomerang?

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

in order to get to work every day i have to walk through one mall that represents heaven and one mall that represents hell

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

i can look up from my phone when im dead

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

hey, its clear you didnt read the agenda i sent over for this casual dinner. which is fine, the agenda just had one item on it, which was "have dinner". but next time i will make sure to add "read agenda" before that

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

if you have the hondavirus don't take it too serious

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

Iran's lego videos are cute but hardly novel. Al-Qaeda really pioneered a self-aware communications strategy, they were even known for breaking the fifth wall

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

@tonyhawktruther someone should harm the guy

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

soccer and basketball need to adopt a rule that, regardless of what illegal contact may or may not have taken place, you are penalized if you look like a silly baby in the replay

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

the new citizenship test should be that you're given the signatures on the declaration of independence and you have to circle which ones are clout sharks

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

The 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘰, his linen suit pristine despite the heat and red soil, emerged carrying the lost piglet. His gums shone as he stroked its back.
𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘫𝘰𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘴 said Manuel.
Paco spat. 𝘋𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘴. 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘲𝘶𝘦.