Andrew

Freelance copywriter and self-hatred enthusiast. I also like cookies.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

Don't listen to the title, the true meaning of this blog is about getting fat.

[Nothing But Knives @nothingbknives]

The 10 Best Cheese #Knife Sets for Hard and Soft #Cheese.
https://t.co/I3qb3kgsw3

[Andrew @6thnorth]

@elonmusk

[Andrew @6thnorth]

"Happy birthday. Now go review something besides a folding knife for once." Fine, Ben. Lets see how many carrots this #condortk can cut.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

@jerminator @KristinaArnold Yes... "Other friends"

[Andrew @6thnorth]

Do they really need to comment though? Would anyone ever need to comment?

[Andrew @6thnorth]

I come from a family of people who take rapid transit to the point.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

Here's one for you, science: Develop a snack I can eat all of in an hour without inducing sweaty self loathing.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

@KristinaArnold Where will this madness end?

[Andrew @6thnorth]

If 8 year old me saw how often I eat chips and ice cream as an adult he would be so God damn proud of me.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

Shut up, m&m bag. You don't know my life.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

"CNN discovered the internet today and immediately declared itself school principal." https://t.co/1layZc5Vx8

[Andrew @6thnorth]

"Pioneers, O Pioneers. Setting fireworks off early is unnecessary and annoying. America can wait a couple more days." Whitman: Early Drafts.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

"Of course the word 'sinewy' gives me an erection. Was that not obvious?" Walt Whitman: Early Drafts. - The Interviews.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

"Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves? Now give me another hotdog, asshole." Walt Whitman: Early Drafts

[Andrew @6thnorth]

"As I ebbed with the ocean of life a bunch of sand got in my pants and I lost my wallet. This beach is stupid." Walt Whitman: Early Drafts."

[Andrew @6thnorth]

"Allergies? Yeah I have a cure for that. Drink scotch from the bottle until you find something else to bitch about."

[Andrew @6thnorth]

@gabot486 Cthulu would go back to the ocean if he woke up in this shit.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

Not even Lovecraft could have come up with this kind of horror.

[Andrew @6thnorth]

"Which one of you shits stole my Pabst?"- Edgar Allen Poe, just before writing The Cask of Amontillado.