Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar

Bade mazaaki ho

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

I want to be paid for doing nothing but kisi ameerzaade ki ghadi mein mera dupatta hi nahi atak raha :/

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

You'll turn 38 just by being at this event.
- my flatmate (on me attending a discussion on the Indian judiciary system b/w a former supreme court judge & a senior journalist)

#shitmyflatmatesays #plugginginpseudointellect

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

The flatmate and I realised that we watch up to 8 hrs of TV everyday and our parents' lifestyles suddenly make a lot more sense

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

Men are trash but we're that truck singing 'gaadi wala aaya ghar se kachra nikaal'
- my flatmate
#shitmyflatmatesays #willthisbecomeathing #wewillfindout

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

9/n 3. Interim credit for the defrauded amount with closure of my @sliceit_ account because I have zero trust in you folks and want nothing to do with you anymore
Also, how many data leaks so far besties? For a neo-credit card company, y'all are pretty lax. #slicefraud

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

1/n Clicking on a push notification from @sliceit_ asking me to participate in their monthly lucky draw on Instagram turned out to be the unluckiest nightmare for me, resulting in a loss of ₹1,21,000 in less than 3 minutes. #slicefraud #slicephishingscam

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

8/n what actual support from @sliceit_ would look like: 1. Investigation on how an official push notification from slice could redirect to a scam post
2. IMEI numbers associated with my a/c since it was verified on multiple devices during the fraud
#slicefraud #slicephishingscam

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

The feminine urge to do laundry with a bottle of wine and chunari chunari playing in the background at midnight

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

Ajnabee >>>> Aashram #LordBobby #mehboobamehbooba

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

At that point in my life where I deserve that bangle that is actually a flask #QUARTERlifecrisis

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

Are you in love with him or are you in love with the way his emotional unavailability feeds into your commitment phobia

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

This Sunday we're tripping on The Kissing Booth having a content warning that says "mature themes"

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

I give full permission to cancel me the day I post a picture of avocado on toast saying #breakfastgoals

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

@kinzo_25 There's no better explanation

[Main Keh Rahi Hu Rukhsar @6wordsandwings9]

What is it about this urge to pee every time you're filling water bottles or are y'all normal