Lindsey

Dollar menu millionaire

[Britt Caron @briketysplit]

This morning I was riding West on the Danforth and some guy was parked in the bike lane, right at the light at Pape. There were cops RIGHT THERE so I asked one of them why they didn't do anything about it. Her answer? "Keep it moving, I can't do nothing about that" so yeah

[Jo @puckdrop]

Jarvys crew is making their own wag jackets and I think that’s incredible

[Lindsey @700ftceiling]

Thanks Brandon Valenzuela

[Nick Richard @_NickRichard]

Elite worker, can’t cut a promo to save his life. Worst mic skills in the game.

[Avery Chenier @AveryChenier]

The type of injury to happen to the 2026 Toronto Blue Jays

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

genuinely horrific and dystopian

[Gate 14 Podcast @Gate14Pod]

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS WIN. AN OFFENSIVE MASTERCLASS ERN DOG IS A HOME RUN HITTER. YOHENDRICK RAKES. JÉSUS SÁNCHEZ GRAND SALAMI. SPENCER MILES CARVED. PLAY LEVELS

[Lindsey @700ftceiling]

One of the plays of all time

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

The box score reads 1-3 putout.

This was much more impressive than that 😅

[CRG @Cantrushit]

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!”

Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

[Alex Boykowich @ABCommunist]

Americans are like, "Etransfer sucks! We use ploopadoop or skibabop. They're much better."

[Julio @JulioHashem]

okay this is the one

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Waiting on my $49.11 Canadian bread money so I can order this

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

People of Toronto: pleasseee Doug we can’t afford housing

Doug Ford: you asked for it, you got it. You can now convert your PC Optimum Points into FanDuel Bonus Bets

[yogi @DJpastawater]

This is what CP24 looks like in the morning

[Aldo Soto @AldoSoto21]

IT'S THE UNDERTAKER

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Game 7 OT

[Lindsey @700ftceiling]

Oh, Cheeks Klapanen 🫢

[kat @ekym1sa]

i love the follow tracker solely because it gives us gems like this

[jay @kendallhosseini]

they had fleury, one of the most beloved players of all time, as the face of their franchise and he found out he was being traded via twitter

[lost everything betting on the sushi race @unclehaver]

Everyone’s getting their Canadian bread price fixing class action settlement money today, just in time for May long. This weekend is gonna be WILD