702octopus

Just here for Tits, Hockey, and the Downfall of Western Civilization this was funnier when it wasnt actually happening 31 m

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@BiteSizedBrtny Are you randy baby? yeah!

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@honagirl17 reporting in from Las Vegas! 🫡

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@BiteSizedBrtny could just let me do the driving so u can enjoy yourself ;)

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@BiteSizedBrtny oh? well if it gets me a chance at you ill stay strong and fuck that ceiling fan then 😝

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@deftmoons what if i already know but would like a refresher?

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@deftmoons where can i submit my resume?

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@imsadspice i misread this as u being "absinthe" and was very confused as to what that means

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@lamegff hmm?

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@imsadspice while ur there be sure to mourn my hopes and dreams! they're buried next to my sex life and will to live in a nice family plot
was cheaper that way

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@midgetmariaaa i have she was sexy like u and it was so tight and so fun. 10/10 cant wait for another chance!

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@poptartbarbie1 halo 3, Halo Reach, Star wars Battlefront ea (gross), star wars battlefront II ea (gross but it got better) and Ace Combat 7! also i think i was at the midnight for battlefield 1 but it might have been V instead? damn u drugs and alcohol!!

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@Starfeyy meanwhile i'm literally right here
i wont chicken out
i dont have enough cock for th... waiiitttttt

delete

delete!!

fuckkkkkkkk :(

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@charlioface i dont think it fits...

god ive always wanted to say that!

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@imsadspice ill also literally do anything and everything to make u feel loved kuz ur amazing

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@MysticCosplayVA r they bigger than normal or is that just me?

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@Starfeyy im here if u ever need me
last i checked only people following me r my government agent and a bunch of spambot accounts

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@Demon_Pvssy 🍽️ only if you come with some sort of dipping sauce

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@EckhartsLadder just wished they spent a bit more time at the start of each arc sort of setting up what was going on or what we "missed" bc it was very disorienting, not that we dont get clued in eventually i just think that could have been handled better

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@imsadspice as someone who lives in the desert where it gets fuckin HOT outside, the fact people ever open their blinds at all is terrifying to me. like why would you want to let in all that BLISTERING SUNLIGHT
ugh terrifying