sad ferrari fan

black male misunderstood

[Lionel | ThySonsCommand @FlyLionel]

@maryarchived Asked the 'Trad Christian' girl why she let Chad hit for free, but makes the Man of her dreams wait.

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

Make it make sense 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Aristotle 🏛️ @Aristotle7777]

@tonycartman1 Who doesn’t care about them at all and can fire them at any time.

[Aristotle 🏛️ @Aristotle7777]

Women didn’t want to make a guy a sandwich so now they work for a boss for 8 hours a day.

[Merlin Rhodes @Myrddin_Rhodes]

"You can't deport me!"
"Why?"
"Because my country is very dangerous!"
"Why?"
"Because it is filled with people like me!"
"Oh..."

[sad ferrari fan @70merefutar]

tenho q trabalhar nessa merda enquanto qualquer arrombado pode ler minha mente e ainda por cima traduzir o q eu penso do portugues ao espanhol

vai tomar no cu mano, namoral, q desgraça

[Wifi Money Plant @WifiMoneyPlant]

Me: “Have sex with your husband.”

Women in my comments: “I don’t feel like it.”

Me: “He probably doesn’t feel like making money for you either.”

Women in my comments: “That’s not the same!!!”

A tale as old as time.

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Matt Walsh has some W’s here and there.

[sad ferrari fan @70merefutar]

@PaulTopping @stats_feed yeah, people forget that AI is answering zillions of people at the same time every second

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Every corporate female HR explained:

[Impera | ₿ @imperabtc]

- 'Parabéns, você trabalhou e gerou riqueza!'
- 'Obrigado.'
- 'Agora me dê 27,5% disso.'

- 'Mas por quê?'
- 'Para eu te dar serviços gratuitos.'
- 'Mas eu pago escola particular e plano de saúde porque os seus não funcionam.'

- 'Excelente. Tem imposto sobre isso também.'

O sistema não está quebrado, ele funciona exatamente como planejado...

[Afghan Zoroastrian @AfgZoroastrian]

Japan and Germany were devastated during WW2.

Their children didn’t become terrorists.

Stop making excuses for your terrorists.

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK.

Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

[WORLD CUP!!!!⚜️🔻🧂 @MVP1RACING]

grand slamming monaco for your fifth win in a row since winning for the first time ever is fucking insane 😭 what did he do on sennas grave