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[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

And the idiot post of the week goes to…

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

FUCK THE SPURS! LETS GO KNICKS!

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

I know us @HoustonRockets fans can’t be pulling for the Spurs….. it’s all about the @nyknicks !!! LETS GOOOO KNICKS!!!

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

@Isaacottorich TALK YO SHIT!!! That game was 🔥 to watch! To all the Memorial fans…. Enjoy that one!!!!!! Good luck at Dell Diamond!

[𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 🔆 @lil_trevino24]

Idk how people are Rockets fans rooting for the Spurs

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

Without a doubt, the jags!

[Max Loeb @loebsleads]

Which NFL team's fanbase has the biggest gap between how good they THINK they are vs. reality?

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

What current run? Laughing stock of the AFC South!

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Appreciate the love, Coach! 🩵

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

QB1!! Loading…

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

Year 4 loading for CJ Stroud ⏳

(via @CJ7Stroud)

[Vernon Maxwell @VernonMaxwell11]

If my Rockets lose game 6, I will personally donate 10k worth of deodorant, toothpaste, shampoo and soap to Salt Lake Shitty, Utah in an effort to improve their personal hygiene.

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

@TAR13ASON about to go off tonight!!! Defense about to be 🔥🔥

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

How much you wanna put on this…. Rockets win this series, no hesitation on my end… respect the paid tweet, but let’s see how committed you are…..

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

I emotionally hedged against the Rockets lol. With how the Lakers being such massive underdogs to beat us, I placed a $50 bet on the Lakers to win the series.

- If the Rockets win, I will GLADLY lose $50

- If the Rockets lose, I will wash my tears with my money

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

This has to be scripted!!!! Troll job by @RealSkipBayless

[Nick Schwager @nick__schwager]

Skip Bayless on Will Anderson Jr:

“Will Anderson has not been box office for me, I don’t turn on the TV thinking I get to see Will Anderson rush the passer today.”

What a joke. Quite possibly the worst take I have ever seen in my entire life…

(Via @ArenaGridiron)

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

H-Town in 5!!

[LakersDesk @LALdesk]

Be honest, the Rockets not beating the Lakers in a playoff series 💯

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

And this right here… ridiculous, how can you as a coach, or parent allow this…..

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

The coaches and parents who allow this to go on are the problem. Instead of teaching kids how to play the game the right way and show respect for the opponent they’re worried about getting viral attention. Embarrassing.

[Gerald McCoy @Geraldini93]

Man are we serious? We have to stop this nonsense. A worse team? Year to year teams change. The league changes. The Spurs and Wemby full strength and possibly MVP. Did they get better or did Wemby stay healthy? What are we looking at the amount of wins? 52 wins got em 2nd seed last year. This year it’s 5th. That should let you know every season is different The structure? No Van Vleet all season and Steven Adams hurt mid way through season. Last year fully healthy avg 114 on offense that was 13th, this year 115 that’s 18th, oh they lost defense. Did they? 109 points on defense last year ranked 6th. This year 110 ranks 4th. So what makes em worse? Last year they didn’t have a closer. They have one now in Easy Money. Reed Sheppard, Amin, and Bari all better than last year. Sengun more points and assist than last year. Stop painting these bs narratives without context.

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

TOYOTA CENTER, UH, SW 16/ Elite 8!! LETS GET IT!!

#ForTheCity x #GoCoogs

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

They wanna be Houston so bad!!! Worst franchise in the NFL!!!! Team sucks and fans suck!!!

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Titans Blue in Nashville. Repping Tennessee on the road.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: The #Texans and #Browns have agreed to terms on a trade to send starting RT Tytus Howard to Cleveland in exchange for a fifth-round pick.

Much-needed OL help. Plus, Howard gets a new 3-year, $63M extension in a deal done by @malkikawa and Ethan Lock of @FirstRoundMgmt.

[713 Sideline Slander @713SLSlander]

Yea I’ll take Mike Washington! Preciate it Nick!

#NFLDraft2026