my parents are away enjoying a long vacation and my mom called me to check in with how I'm holding down the fort in their absence
she randomly mentioned that my cat is independent enough where I can go out to dates and he'd be fine. I was like "lol mom, I don't have time for dating and who would I be going on a date with anyways"
and she was like "if you stopped spending your free time painting the little man figures, you could free up time to meet someone"
MOMMMM THOSE ARE WARHAMMER MINIS AND THEY ARE SISTERS OF BATTLE, NOT 'LITTLE MAN FIGURES' AND I WILL MEET A CHIVALROUS KNIGHT TO MARRY ON MY OWN TIME OK 😭😭😭
LAST YEAR SHE SAID ME PLAYING DND AND LARPING ON WEEKENDS WAS ALSO DETERRING POTENTIAL SUITORS UEEEE MOMMMMMMMMM