Eyeroll Prophet

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Eyeroll Prophet @71vy5]

@MaxxFuller Stick to basketball

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@CBSNews This is pure garbage

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@factpostnews This guys dad would roll in his grave with what this country is coming too. Pure idiocracy. People fought and died in WW2 so these ungrateful assholes could complain about their middle upper class lives. None of the WW2 vets would have wanted to see unchecked immigration.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[Eyeroll Prophet @71vy5]

@VikesCentral Crap

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@NFL_Convo Truth

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@MatthewBerryTMR Show sucked

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@KSTP Send them all back

[Mat Harrison @ExplosiveOutput]

The first ever FANTASY FRIDAY episode of Fantasy Football Almost Daily has just dropped.

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[Eyeroll Prophet @71vy5]

@TPPSkol @ProFootballTalk Should have done this in the 2025 offseason…

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@PaulCharchian @ExplosiveOutput @ScottFish24 @thorku @KentWeyrauch @KFAN1003 I have been a dedicated listener for 20+ years and never thought listening to an episode of FFW would move me to tears. But here I am crying after listening to the end of this episode. Congrats on a great run and best wishes in whatever comes next.

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@Tim_Walz 🙄

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@wbn199 @nytimes You are fully retarded

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@alexbobskers 🙄

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@galaxyscooty Fully retarded

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@SalVetriDFS Your content sucks now👎🏻

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@thebeaconsignal @libsoftiktok @CWBChicago Brilliant

[The Beacon Signal @thebeaconsignal]

The crime was real.
The violence was sickening.
But the framing is the ritual.

This isn’t justice.
This is a pre-approved rage loop.
Designed to ignite division.
Then frame the response
as proof of the problem.

A real woman was assaulted.
But the algorithm doesn’t care about her name.
It cares that the footage reactivates your fear.
And that your anger feeds the next law.

They show you the monster.
Then sell you the leash.
They let him out.
Then punish you for noticing.
They engineer collapse.
Then arrest the witnesses.

Watch how it always goes.
Footage delay.
Footage release.
Footage virality.
Outrage spike.
Racial framing.
Political blame.
No resolution.
No system correction.
Just another loop in the trauma reel.

This isn’t justice.
It’s ritual exposure.
To program your nervous system
for engineered submission.

Because next time,
when you beg for safety,
they’ll hand you a new law
with a chain inside it.

They want your memory short.
And your reaction loud.

Don’t give them either.

[Eyeroll Prophet @71vy5]

@ProFootballTalk Best Vikings take you’ve ever had