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True to Caesar.

[Maybe: Steven🪐💫 @possiblysteve]

@JozuJoestarr

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@madsdanae @Slimothy94 How many relationships have you been in this year?

[lol @lolw7db]

@madsdanae @Slimothy94 Life of the filthy white goyim. New man every few months and wonders why she’s heartbroken. #foidalert

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@NwrdScissrhands @ErwinHugger 6'0 and foids want nothing to do with me

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*Exes

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

Let me guess
She does not like lustful men
Her ex did her wrong
She dates to marry
She's demisexual/sapiosexual

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@emmitt_hechtman @CWILLIAMSMVP -Michael Scott

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@shadowlump @AJ97180478 @sullengall @MrGreg1830 Did you make this face when you allegedly blocked him

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@shadowlump @AJ97180478 @sullengall @MrGreg1830 But will you block him tho?

[oecolamp @oecolamp]

There's no male version of the "ick" because having to hide your disgust at women's inadequacies is the usual state of affairs for men.

[Alighieri Umaru☧ @writriverdale]

There are men who have spent their entire lives with just the memory of one.

[Kadir Kirisci @K2adir]

Speed dating etkinlikleri düzenleyen arkadaşım diyor ki:

21-30 yaş yaptığımızda gelecek kadın bulamıyoruz, etkinlik erkeklerle doluyor.

30-45 yaş grubu yaptığımızda ise gelecek erkek bulamıyoruz, bu sefer de sadece kadınlar oluyor

[Incredulous Papist @IncredPapist_]

@Ian_Cortex Ready to settle down when you could go caving inside of her. Many such cases.

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@CATMEMEZALICE @TwtZey Yeah? You know a lot of 14 year old girls?

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This is exactly something that the blue checkmark named "Sir Doge of the Coin" would post. Same shit I've seen a million times

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

Still one of the greatest exchanges on this app ever

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USSR diet

[layla 🐰 @idolrexics]

like girl i guess i can try but wtf do i even eat. may as well be fasting

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Red flags:
Being 5'8 or lower
Not being rich
Being lower than an 8/10
Not able to be social 24/7

[Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️ @estherzelda0514]

I didn't believe my friends that 90% of men on dating apps from age 25 to 45 are trash, so I went through her queue with her over coffee yesterday morning.

Nearly every single profile had at least one red flag that was impossible to overlook: blatantly lying about age or height, "not political," unemployed, "figuring out my dating goals," alcoholic, "no fatties," weird sexist admissions, etc.

Mind you, this wasn't even getting to their looks or picture quality, and these red flags are what these men are comfortable revealing on their public profiles, so they must be so much worse in person.

[Mans Ascent @Mans_Ascent]

Women will tell you:

"Men only want sex", but you'll meet 100 virgin men before you meet one virgin girl.

Funny how that works.

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@supern0va111 @FrenAlium @ywomendeservles Only like 15-20% of ya are evil/malicious. It's more that I think women are shallow, and very quick to judge. And just like how bad news gets more attention, so do bad guys. and it just fucking gets really old when a guy grows up & realizes he doesn't want to be a dirtbag in life

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@supern0va111 @FrenAlium @ywomendeservles You can't say he's lying, or indoctrinated, because he speaks from experience. I bet you $304.22 that that the woman in the post kept seeing him.

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When other people tweet about made up shit they get hit tweets. But when I do I just waste my time...

[Kayla-Marie @kaylamariePOP]

When Amy shumer came into my job and i said “Whats the name on the reservation?” and she scoffed and went “C’mon”