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Troll. Not a troll. Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum

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Things I'd rather be tweeting about instead. A thread.
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@DannyDrinksWine I remember seeing Jeanne Moreau once on the David Letterman show. She walked out to polite applause from a mainstream audience who weren't familiar with her. Five minutes later at the end of the interview it was clear that the whole audience had fallen in love with her.

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@rita_rake @coccinellanovem Excellent. That post was horrible, deliberately and wilfully insulting.

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@OakesMarianne You're a misogynist M8, a fact you're incapable of hiding even when trying to defend your position. Amazing how many of the blokes with the special lady-feelz, rather than empathising with women, actually hate them. Why is that?

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@MattChorley Weird how with BBC journalists these kinds of mistakes only ever go one way.

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@lippyent I Love Lucy. The later years, obviously,when Desi had let himself go a bit.

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@SuellaBraverman Thank God you left and we never have to concern ourselves again with the thought that you might one day become leader of a major party.

[Madeline Grant @Madz_Grant]

Note how Starmer's 'happy place' is always standing on a soapbox and telling other people they should be ashamed of themselves and apologise. Ironic for a politician devoid of shame

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@wesstreeting Quite a few 'UK medics' joined Daesh back in the day. I wouldn't trust anything they said and I don't see why Palestinianist ideologues should be any more trusted as a source as that lot.

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@tomgordonLD Women's rights are non- negotiable Tom, and legally protected. Why do you think they should be otherwise?

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@EmoPhilips @coccinellanovem They'll get bored and move on soon enough.

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Bit sensitive, the big man.

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That's fine we'll just quote you instead, misogynistic loon that you are.

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@Dear_O_Dear @Gwynoro Job Centres paying companies to give people work, which inevitably involves giving less shifts to the people already working for them. Costs the taxpayer a fortune while generating no actual extra income overall.

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@labourlewis You already have clarity Clive.

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Well he's half right I'll give him that.

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@alexrubner Sensitive chap isn't he? Except where women's rights and safety are concerned obviously.

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@ripx4nutmeg The future called. They did not meet the challenge.

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@Alonso_GD So you're fine with making women less safe? Thought so, but thanks for clarifying.

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@hasanthehun Very helpful of you to add a mad racist conspiracy theory to your tweet to show everyone exactly why you shouldn't be welcome here.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

I fear I have been too hard on Nicola Sturgeon for not seeing the camper van parked on her mother-in-law’s driveway. I now understand her husband hid it behind 108 loo rolls. Apologies.

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@SaucySeventies @DeborahUK How much did you get?