Chase Nelson

you can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys bein fly

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Mike Rodak @mikerodak]

Best I can tell, with Alabama losing 14-2 to Texas in the 9th inning, this will be the largest negative run differential (-21) for a CWS team that was swept since Colorado State College (now Northern Colorado) was outscored by 25 runs in the 1957 College World Series.

[redrum @griffisu]

kinda fucked up that i’ve never sat next to a hot person on a plane but everyone who’s sat next to me has

[Chase Nelson @731Chase]

@drink_phx @stoolpresidente I deserve some Pineapple Time Off because my own bank account won’t have me saying aloha any time soon #PHXPineappleContest

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Iran never stood a chance against The Rizzler.

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you cant do that anymore

[Chase Nelson @731Chase]

Can a billionaire please save Wikipedia already? They’ve been asking me for money for years

[Chase Nelson @731Chase]

That was the best punt I’ve ever seen

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

New York it's been real💚

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Baseball rules.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The European mind could never comprehend this

[Sean Patrick Harris @SeanHarris08]

Ref in the Texas game re-living the glory days
@SickosCommittee

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

If you know what this Halloween costume is from we can be friends--

[Chase Nelson @731Chase]

I can’t express how much I love this

[Baseball America @BaseballAmerica]

🚨 Tennessee is hiring Florida associate/interim head coach and recruiting coordinator Chuck Jeroloman as its associate head coach and recruiting coordinator.

More details: https://t.co/yYVeDxrUVx

[Emilie Rae Cochrane @EmCochranetv]

“No one wants to see that team get to Omaha more than me."

Tony Vitello on Tennessee baseball. #Vols