Sean Patrick Harris

Right of Way Agent (no one knows what that is)
Oklahoma State Journalism Grad,
4th Grade Quiz Bowl Champion 🏆

[Sean Patrick Harris @SeanHarris08]

He may have outdone Chet. Idk. Its close.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I think De'Aaron Fox played two of the worst basketball games I’ve ever seen a human play in consecutive games. Beyond atrocious

[Sean Patrick Harris @SeanHarris08]

@DanLindbladTV Suspend him for the season opener

[Sean Patrick Harris @SeanHarris08]

@elonmusk can you pay off my student loans?

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

watching World Cup matches kick off at the advertised start time as an American sports fan

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Big Ten, Big 12, SEC, ACC

[Sean Patrick Harris @SeanHarris08]

Oh yeah. Lets do this.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: The Oklahoma Attorney General's office issued a rebuttal letter to the Texas AG's office's letter to the Big 12. Oklahoma AG Gentner Drummond says that the idea that Big 12 may not sanction its members is “facially absurd” and says Texas Tech’s actions have “constituted a shameful chapter in the story of college football.” Per me and @max_olson.

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[SITE NYK @SiteNYK]

DUMBASS WENT 1-15 AFTER THIS

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

We have a new candidate for the biggest fake demon moment of all time 😭

[CrainAndConeMemes @CrainNConeMemes]

“Honey, wake up! The German guy just found a Buc-ee’s!”

[Wilson F. Ball @WillyFoosball]

Yeah ok buddy “except Oklahoma” my ass

[wes @wesj_42]

Argentina scored as many points in Jordan-Hare as Hugh Freeze did in his last game here

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

The FBI arrested pro basketball players, a year ago, for online betting schemes, involving their own teams.

[Steve Palazzolo @StevePalazzolo_]

The kids will never experience the joy of having the all star ballot handed out at a baseball game

[The Bad Bearcat @thebadbearcat]

Texas Tech ruining their relationship with every university just to have one season with a QB who had three fumbles against WVU

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Free throws in the second half:

Spurs - 24
Knicks - 8

Yeah.

[Fan @undercoverNBA]

Free throw advantage in Spurs’ wins in WCF/Finals:

Game 1 (2OT): Spurs 29, OKC 19
Game 4: Spurs 32, OKC 18
Game 6: Spurs 25, OKC 12
Game 7: Spurs 19, OKC 22

Game 3: Spurs 32, Knicks 22

Double-digit advantage in 4 of 5 wins while playing the physical defense they do is nuts lol

[Barstool New York @BarstoolNYC]

“Wemby is actually a dogshit defender and he just assaults people and goaltends”