Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely.
I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before.
But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow.
I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive.
Because that is not comedy.
That is sick.
You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do.
But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow.
And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke.
It sounds like how you really feel.
They always say there is truth in comedy.
Kamala Harris is drunk again and back at pretending to be a southern Black woman.
She says Black women like her need to be more selfish: “Start saying Imma get mine, imma get mine.”
Same Kamala who was washing her collard greens in the bathtub because cause that’s what she assumed Black people do…
This is why she lost — because she is faker than a three dollar bill.
She still hasn’t learned.
Unfollow me if you have a problem with me eating bacon and being 100% against Islam.
I also want Sharia law federally banned in America, and if that offends you as well, then see you later.
@NEWSMAX Did the democrat voters see Trump when he asked congress a question! The question was, “will all of the people that want the American people taken care of over the illegals please stand up.” All of the Republicans stood up and not one of the democrats stood up! Tells it all!
BREAKING:
@SouthwestAir Southwest Airlines Flight 2094 from Nashville to Fort Lauderdale, Florida was forced to divert to Atlanta late last night after a an Arabic looking Muslim passenger onboard the plane threatened to blow the plane up with a bomb!
You can see the SWAT team apprehend the Muslim passenger while terrified passengers were forced to put their hands up.
Zero media coverage!!!! Share this everywhere!!
DEPORT ALL MUSLIMS FROM AMERICA!!
If you were on this flight, please DM me.
@DHSgov@FBIDirectorKash@RealTomHoman@POTUS
It took less than 2 days to find multiple other instances of Alex Pretti attacking ICE agents while armed. And they are on video. How many other things will the media lie to us about?
Five Reasons why Every Single Illegal Alien Needs To Be Deported:
37-year-old Rachel Morin, mother of five: attacked, raped, and murdered by an illegal alien from El Salvador.
16-year-old Lizbeth Medina: stabbed to death by an illegal alien from Mexico.
22-year-old Laken Riley: murdered while out on a run by an illegal alien from Venezuela.
25-year-old Ruby Garcia: shot and killed in her car by an illegal alien from Mexico.
12-year-old Jocelyn Nungaray: kidnapped, sexually assaulted, and strangled to death by two illegal aliens from Venezuela.
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!
WE WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING TO HONOR YOUR MEMORY!
@libsoftiktok@VCUHealth@libsoftiktok Ben Shapiro reported on Wake Forest Medical School allowed a
student to graduate even after admitting to purposely missing a patient’s vein so they could be stuck twice for an innocuous comment on the student’s pronoun pin. Politics should have no part in care!
So let me get this straight. @NYTimes is outraged that the Trump Administration, wait for it…
FOLLOWED THE LAW by taking illegal truck drivers OFF THE ROAD?!
We didn’t expect them to give us fair coverage. BUT focusing on the rights of non-citizens over the SAFETY of AMERICANS - while IGNORING the VICTIMS of these senseless truck accidents - is INDEFENSIBLE.
BREAKING - A furious journalist demands to know why a camera that could have aided in the Brown University shooting was removed due to sanctuary city law.
“The camera in the building that Brown pulled because sanctuary city law, can you imagine what families are going through?”
I fully support President Trump, but I have to be honest, the Executive Order to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a Foreign Terrorist Organization is not the immediate designation we were hoping for.
It establishes a 75-day review process for the Trump administration to decide if the Muslim Brotherhood should finally be designated.
Also, while patriotic Americans were celebrating Thanksgiving, I caught six GOP members of Congress and a group of "influencers" partying at the Ritz Carlton in Doha for F1 on the Qatari government's dime.
Qatar is terrified of this potential terror designation, so they are bribing the GOP with luxury vacations to lobby the administration and protect the Qatari regime, which is one of the biggest financiers of Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood!