Jack Lyonheart

Average person
Not good at living

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@umamusume_eng The 1500 carats came with a 10% income tax...

[R (Jesus Mode) 🌎 @GrandTheftAutz]

I’m sorry for doubting you Jesus

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@CaudilloXIV Guys don't even say "I just fapped to this anime chick" anymore. Nowadays they gotta announce "Nofap Day 0"

[Emilie @Emiliezcs]

@PatyConFideos @RealiaAmelia christianity is fascist fundamentally

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@Westftg01

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@ShitpostRock Hollow Lion sounds pretty cool I'm not gonna lie.

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@de3dsoul Larpsona 3 Portable was a PSP title

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@shepgirl_ I just thought the ?si gibberish looked ugly so I've been removing them way before I knew they were IP tracks.

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@TomatoLover16 I think I fucking hate Grand Live

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@Anchovy_Pizza "My son. Your height was the consequence of my own actions. I made you into a short balding manlet. For that I am sorry.

I couldn't ask for your forgiveness. But I hope you understand, I am in love with your mother."

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@ShitpostRock Monthly reminder that all gamers must touch grass

[RPCS3 @rpcs3]

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Wii U: https://t.co/v8ymM3ppwX
Switch: https://t.co/2SbFny0mjh

⚠️ A Switch 2 emulator does not yet exist!

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@ShitpostRock Imagine the STDs
Like you put it in and it comes out like part of Nurgle's body.

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@Lohginn @ShitpostRock It only means that you're a schizo, your natural ability is sniffing out psychos

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@EspokunCity A lonely sensitive young man who only wants to be loved?

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@curseshrine And then you start imagining a future with her as your wife, too

Death sentence.

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@angu_l3m

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@uncledoomer Most incels become the wholesome chungus wife guy the exact moment an average woman gives them attention.

[Jack Lyonheart @74ckLyonheart]

@111deadacc56643 @neurodvrgntfck @eriindesu Nah the other guy understood exactly what is it that you want. You're just too much of a narcissist to accept that you're a horrible person.

I know because I wanted that too.
But I also know that whoever falls in love with me deserves so much more than a sad and bitter manchild.

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

"Jesus was the first Antisemite and the first Nazi"