Hallie

Elon 2022 | she/her

[Hallie @757Hallie]

okay but is he cute or just geographically available

[Hallie @757Hallie]

Thank you @bristonmaroney for spending 549 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/P58io9N3co

[Ana @noneedcaffeine]

WOKE

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

Pence becoming Acting President

[Paul Myers @pulmyears]

I just tested negative for sympathy.

[Hallie @757Hallie]

okay fuck a mask*, I keep waving to people I don’t know bc I everyone looks the same

*please keep wearing masks and social distancing we’re in a pandemic
#NormalizeAwkwardEncounters !!

[Hallie @757Hallie]

@BristonMaroney gives me major tbt vibes to your old song “railroad”

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

everyone: “you changed”

the climate: i know 😞

[Hallie @757Hallie]

some of y’all never had an awkward phase, and it really shows

[kirk @kirk_61]

shrek 1 is about a housing crisis and shrek 2 is about class mobility

[Hallie @757Hallie]

this is your soldier- do you feel safe now?

[FINNEAS @finneas]

Masks hide zits and most of you want nose jobs anyway idk what you’re so upset about

[Hallie @757Hallie]

If you’re above wearing a mask, I’m above interacting with you

[𝐵𝑒𝓇𝑔𝒹𝑜𝓇𝒻 𝐵𝓇𝓊𝓃𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒 🕊 @coffeevalentino]

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days

[Hallie @757Hallie]

My Name is Earl is under appreciated in terms of both storyline content and soundtrack in this essay I will-

[Hallie @757Hallie]

so glad Elon sent me a Charcuterie board to prepare me for this semester’s depression meals!!

[Hallie @757Hallie]

once I stop pining after average white boys who treat me like shit, it’s over for you hoes

[Hallie @757Hallie]

Follow up- This was the bark mitzvah girl 7/27 l

[Hallie @757Hallie]

you ever just lose track of time while making a Pinterest board for your dog’s bark mitzvah? yeah, me neither

[springboob squirepin @peterjmarshall]

I regret to inform that I am not HAGS