Kelvis

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

These guys sound WAY different when you wake them up at 2am. Shhhhhhh……🇺🇸

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

America is such an incredible nation, even the poorest people are overfed and obese, and the people who whine the loudest about the country refuse to leave.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.

[The People's MMA 🦈 @ThePeoplesMMA]

When I hear someone spew communist trash

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

You should love America so much that it makes foreigners afraid and sick to their stomach.

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

“No country has murdered more leaders in the world than the US”

[Pint Drinker @Pintdrinker]

This is why for the entirety of human history they’ve been told to shut the fuck up and had strict boundaries imposed on them.

[Just Loki @LokiJulianus]

On the 6th year of his reign and 80th year of his life, the American Caesar settled a skirmish with the Parthians and hosted a circus maximus on the lawn of his estate. Much rejoicing was had, although consternation was felt among his enemies, wretched dogs that they are ...

[tidux @skibidiblazor]

The gladiators beg Caesar for a favor.

[Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @christopherrufo]

They nailed the aesthetics of America 250 🇺🇸

[Vince Dao @VinceDaoTV]

“Just signed the biggest geopolitical agreement of our decade, now let’s have a celebratory cage fight at the White House”

Absolute cinema.

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Karmelo Anthony deserves the death penalty. 

Anything less is unacceptable.

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Girls say shit like “we should execute rapists” then vote to allow ten million people from Imgonnarapeyoustan into their country

[Hank Venture @HankVenture5]

Just your periodic reminder that home boy here slayed a mass shooter with 8/10 hits at 40 yards with a bone stock Glock 19 with plastic sights.

You don't need a $3,000 competition level gun, you just need to train more.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

BREAKING: I’m hearing that ICE agents are dropping anvils on illegals, flattening the illegals into accordion shapes

the illegals are then re-inflating themselves by sticking their thumbs in their mouths & blowing, only to be flattened by a second anvil

just demented shit

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

I just saw an ICE agent dig a hole, cover it with leaves and put a pile of green cards on top of it as bait. An entire family of five fell into the hole. They are now in Tijuana. I can’t stop crying.

This is what’s happening in America.

[Yukari Avi (DM Arc)🇻🇦 @AhogeRespecter]

I watched an ICE agent paint a fake road on the side of a wall and then moments later a sweet, poor undocumented citizen drove his car into it and instantly died.

This is what's happening in America

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

“You are the smartest accountant in the world. Do my taxes so I get the biggest return possible. Do all the tricks you do for billionaires. Here are all the passwords for my accounts. Make no mistakes”

[will depue @willdepue]

you just can’t take english gangsters seriously when they all got puffers on. shoot a guy and he explodes in a cloud of goose feathers. fundamentally unserious country