Sego 763

drunk tweets are the best tweets :'-)

[𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙄🔜MPLX @yourlocalfusky]

if someone texted me their partner just fell asleep while cuddling id instantly blow my shi smooth off

[nyx ✿ mentality vtuber @Nyx_VT]

@MochiVee_Art @Ayanarinashi genuinely unless you’ve experienced it yourself, it’s hard to understand how it can be difficult to do basic things like care for yourself

[pwupcake 🐟🎀🩹꒰ fuwadoki ꒱ @pwupcakie]

Finally a realistic depiction of what a REAL depression room looks like...

Romanticized mental health never shows this. I'm happy they are saying the quiet part outloud (speaking from experience unfortunately, trying to get better)

[Sego 763 @763Sego]

@BarleyTheBurr "YO, KAI!" 🏃

[Anthrocon, Inc. @anthrocon]

Beats guaranteed to make even the spookiest of creatures get their head nodding in rhythm 🎶👻🕺🎶

Check out our Nightly Dances every evening in the Spirit of Pittsburgh Ballroom! #Anthrocon

Bag policy is in effect for dances: https://t.co/BIGuEpRCQH

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

it’s my birthday

[Sip @Sippypooo]

@DiscordPreviews Discord is the king of adding shit nobody asked for

[uuu2 @Kdashfan90]

@DiscordPreviews Can they add a hotel room version with a chair in the corner maybe some customization for co-op e-cucking?

[PSF | frances. @francessonder]

Oliver Tree's death is so horrifyingly gruesome for a guy who was pretty silly.

Legitimately the modern death of Buddy Holly. The silly embodiment of a decade's music dying in a brutal aerial accident.

The Day The Music Died

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

When I got arrested for Nazi Pug, I got held in jail until my court date due to the "serious nature" of my "offence".

But the guy who threw a toddler into a crocodile enclosure to try and have him ripped limb from limb has already been bailed the very next day.

Clown country.

[Grog! AMERICA PACK OUT NOW 🇺🇸 @drinkgrog]

🦅 GROG AMERICA IS OUT NOW 🇺🇸

[#1 kanaya enjoyer @eccentricDruid]

@NovineLeaks why’s he hitting the rufus

[🐮🔎 𝐿𝑜𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓌 𝒟𝑒𝓉𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒 @lolcowdetective]

@avtomat_riley @Bludspeth Punch or pressing this mf would be worth the assault charge idc.

[FUWAMOCO🐾holoEN @fuwamoco_en]

@Tifornus02 モココだよ！！🐾🩷 ホロライブEnglish所属のVTuberでFUWAMOCOという魔界乃番犬シスターズの妹のほうです✨ みんなの笑顔を守るよ〜 ✨ BAU BAU！！🐾🩷

[Jake Lucky🔜 GAMESCOM @JakeSucky]

The California State Assembly has passed the Protect Our Games Act, a bill to protect user rights after a game's service ends

Under this, games shutting down would need to provide at least 60 days notice to consumers, while also ensuring that purchasers will still have access to the game via an alt version or patch that allows it to be played offline. And if not, they must offer refunds

The bill must still be passed by the California Senate

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

This year I’m donating $10k to an ex warlord, general buttnaked of Liberia.

He turned towards Christ, went door to door apologizing to all the parents for all the children’s hearts he ate, and started a Christian child drug addiction rehab facility.

Unfortunately that charity is failing because 3 journalists, including Vice, never paid him despite a contract.

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[SOLIDUS NOVA @NovineLeaks]

Potentially the worst shirt I’ve seen.