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Get Hooked On the Basket...

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When Shall We Meet Again? by Miles Apart
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Why can't you trust snakes? They speak with forked tongues!
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Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes? You see, it had no atmosphere!
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The early worm gets caught.
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Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation.
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Knock Knock. Who's there! Abel! Abel who? Abel to see you, ha, ha!
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Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend? 'Your plaice or mine'!
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Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
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First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
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Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
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A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding on.
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Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
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My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't stop reading mysteries all the time... I'll sure miss him!
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