shinigami

chase a bag and travel the world

[autist @litteralyme0]

tesla

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

We need to cancel Netflix for pulling shit like this

[Hangry_Rollins @DaBassdrop]

Just a reminder that they killed and vaporized six million people in a systematic fashion but couldn’t figure out how to get rid of the shoes.

[Hodlius ₿ Maximus @MAKS_Diogenes]

oh there’s our little investor

why dont you come down here and tell us how many bitcoins you have

[Quinten | 048.eth @QuintenFrancois]

“Just buy crypto, wait half a decade and be filthy rich”

People who bought crypto in 2021:

[Miilato @miiilato]

top 4 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the concept of working my whole life

[lynk @lynk0x]

Banks watching you pay interest on the money they lent you after they printed it out of thin air:

[autist @litteralyme0]

when ur S-tier friend group wants to hang out but you already made plans with ur C-tier friend group

[W @Wangariiii_]

i wanna stop smoking weed but I love unwinding and I don't have any other way

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

We made so much fun of hantavirus that they deleted the whole storyline.

The disease just pack up and left due to bad ratings.

[Trader Theory @tradertheory]

Me when I find who's responsible for my trading losses:

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

Housefly handing over to mosquito in the evening after their day shift 😂

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

If we decided to protest so that the lowest paid police officer will earn 50k monthly,the same police would tear gas us.

[Saint @CRTwithSaint]

Trading is funny. You can spend 8 hours doing absolutely nothing and call it discipline. 😂

[Paul Graham @paulg]

The users who complain about the flaws in your product may seem annoying, but they are on the whole probably your most valuable users. They complain because they care, and I doubt a startup could ever get really big without users who care a lot about the product.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"Show me your ways mkuu"
Utawezana kweli wewe kijana mwoga😂

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage

Her father: Tired of using your own ?

Me:

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

"mum alikua anapanga nguo zako akapata sigara mingi za brown,"

[Toni🔴⚪(MUNDIALISTA) @Tonigonzlz]

"Todos persiguen la pelota pero nadie la muerde, no entiendo nada"

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting