Michael

We all got dead homies

[Jared Kane @BaddestBearJew]

Me 10 minutes into week 1 when the Steelers throw a screen on 3rd and 15.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Still not over this😭

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

nosy ass nigga

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[Turtle @3ToedBoxTurtle]

Stop being a bitch.

[LAMARisMVP @YBisYachtboy]

I need the CLASSICS : MADDEN 28

[Michael @77_BigMike]

It’s not fair to your son that your a fucking dumbass

[Jaime Lardis @JaimeLardis]

Stephen A. Smith just showed why I don’t believe he’s fit to be President of the United States. If you believe three white players can’t win a championship because they’re white, that raises legitimate questions about whether race is influencing your judgment. If a white ESPN commentator had said three Black players couldn’t win a championship because they’re Black, they’d likely be suspended immediately. The standard should be the same regardless of who’s speaking.

[Dorin Dickerson @scorindorin]

Could you imagine if a white dude said this about some black dudes…

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

😂

[fixthebaseballs @sports4casuals]

People hitting home run parlays on horoscopes, people having the same names, what day of the week it is and when it’s their birthday and I’m here looking at barrel rates pull% idealattack% like a cuck NICE

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

To all of my British friends overheating: help is on the way from your old rival Uncle Sam

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

There’s a path to me boxing Elliot Page at Skankfest.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Kawhi in his first Raptors team meeting watching Scottie Barnes gnawing on a box of crayons in the corner

[Skylinex13 @Skylinex13]

it's when the golfer lines up to drive directly at Knoxville, and he still realizes the funniest thing he could do at that moment is sound the horn during his swing AGAIN

[Hank Richards @BlueCollarHank]

Cancel everything @espn

[Pustinjski skočimiš🫧🪼 @PSkocimis]

Gays complimenting each other: