Ruth West

When a girl is acting like she doesn't care about you anymore, that's when she needs you the most.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

Im not ignoring your calls, my ringtone is just that awesome.

[Flora McCoy @grechishko_ms]

The weirder you sculpt your facial hair, the less likely I am to put you out if you're ever on fire.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

Don't judge a persons choices if you don't understand their reasons.

[Betty Knapp @StarostenkoK]

Vegetarians, if you love animals so much, why do you eat all of their food?

[Lindsey Hong @ishalimenkova]

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

My friend falls,I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

You can always spot the living dead by their wedding ring.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

They should definitely have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.

[Michele Hobbs @GorgoniySuper]

Everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and I'm just over here like "I love food".

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

98% of the people in this world are stupid! Lucky for me, I'm part of the other 5%.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

Yawning: Your body's way of saying "10% battery remaining."

[Charlene Whittington @OteliyaSofonova]

I like to put little paper umbrellas in the toilet bowl so my dog feels like she's on vacation.

[Mary Beard @79Elfiya]

Twitter = A heavily populated city ... Facebook = A vacation spot ... Myspace = A ghost town.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

i only check my voicemail to get rid of that annoying little icon.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

I honestly enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

If practice makes perfect. And no ones perfect, what's the point of practice?