Jake Hyde

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

The thing is, if you really wanted students not to read books, you wouldn’t ban them. You’d assign them.

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Facts

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Having a younger sibling can raise your blood pressure by more than 5%

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Okay - believe it or not, I don’t need to read the entire anthology of your college experience when I look up your Jell-O shot recipe. Just tell me if I need one pack of Jell-O or two.

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Punch listing has really ruined me - I really do be catching off-center lights and sprinkler heads in TV scenes now…

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Update: it’s just a jalapeño popper 🙄

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Any wild guesses as to what a Porkbelly Twinkie looks like? 👀😳

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

There are NOT enough trees in Travis Park, San Antonio 🥵

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

I try to have the gym be a no judgement zone, but seeing runners on the treadmill in Khakis is a no from me dog…

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

The #Euphoria soundtrack makes yearn for high school parties, until I remember I looked like this:

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

@chwoodwrd Not me just about to tweet about how fucking good Euphoria is lol

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

As incredible as always

[alyssa mastromonaco @AlyssaMastro44]

this may be psaki’s finest yet.

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

I’m trying to be supportive Joe, but I know a dollar store test when I see one.

[Windsor Mann @WindsorMann]

“He became simply a mouth that uttered, a hand that signed whatever was demanded of him. His sole concern was to find out what they wanted him to confess, and then confess it quickly, before the bullying started anew.”
—George Orwell, 1984

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Whats the over under on how long the news will cover the snow this morning? So far we’re thirty minutes in without a break.

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Me: Things have to turn around in 2022. We can all do this ✨✨✨

Me: *Remembers mid term elections are this year.

Me:

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Say a prayer for the 96’ kids getting their own insurance this year.

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

This is just…No way 😂

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Charles Munger, a billionaire and philanthropist, designed a towering dorm with largely windowless bedrooms for the University of California in Santa Barbara. An architect who consulted for the university called the design "unsupportable" and resigned. https://t.co/Zilc89PpVB

[Brent Terhune in Ashville Nov 14 @BrentTerhune]

I’m not getting a smoke detector

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

@i__am_merlo Pro tip:

https://t.co/PH34RqpIPd

Do they look weird? Yes. Are they comfortable and work all day long? Also yes.

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Got a half marathon in November. One day 5 miles is fine, today I couldn’t even start running. Already got new shoes / been stretching…

[Jake Hyde @77Hyde]

Open call for how to work through shin splints.