Chris

WIT ‘18 - WIT ‘19 - Everything here is gold. It may be fools gold but it’s still gold.

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

You really should be able to just T bone or run people off the road if they blow a light or cut you off

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

Turns out those Chinese Spotted Lantern Fly bugs primarily destroy wine grapes and beer hops, i didn’t have a problem with them other than the number but once you come for my alcohol, It’s War.

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

If every channel and streaming platform could get on the same page with their volume level that’d be great. I’m not really a fan of cutting my volume by half when switching from Netflix to Disney or whatever else

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

2048 was the perfect iPhone game. No ads, mindless, and you can look away at any given time

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

Aria and the Hound has to be one of the best Duos in Game of Thrones, I’d watch an entire show with just them

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

@i_am_merlo The only true constant in life is change

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

@holy_moly_loli @konstructivizm Insects don’t evolve much and the old species typically still exists as long as it doesn’t get wiped out by the new one.. hence why monkeys and people still exist at the same time.. it’s just an extra branch growing from the same tree

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

What kind of monster decided to put Apply and cancel next to each other

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

It’s pretty incredible that it took Joe Biden less than 2 years to put us into a recession and make housing prices nearly double.. that has to be some kind of record

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

@FunHappySlide @Richard01968922 @mamommascooking @elonmusk @alifarhat79 @VanityFair Soooo pay pal funded the Apartheid.. got it🤡

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

@i_am_merlo

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

How do I get my hands on one of these Russian Oligarch megayachts? I’ve got 16 whole US dollars in my pocket rn if anyone is trying to sell one before it gets Repo’d

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

The correlation between drivers wearing masks alone in the car and awful drivers is honestly astounding. I’d love to see a psychological study done on that

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

But he doesn’t tweet mean things

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

BREAKING: Inflation has reached 8.5%.

That's the highest increase in 40+ years, and we have now been at 5% or higher for 11 consecutive months.

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

It makes perfect sense that the slow drivers on the road are the same people who wear masks alone in their car

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

@emcalderaro 100, 200 if they blew a stop sign

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

Nothing quite hits like WW3 starting after a long weekend

[Chris @i__am_merlo]

Can we all just agree that Biden is a piece of shit for these gas prices? Took him a year to triple them