Dead Silence

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

Any tips for a guy that wants to survive off that dank herb?

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

When you know you gonna smash but remember that roommates are pigs...
Current situation:
Me: Mop take me awaaay!!
Mop: U ugly...lol

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

Im quitting weed and cigarettes cold turkey, im gonna get so fat

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Im at the point in my life that what i want is not what I need, What I need is not what I want...

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

Leaving her because I have no other choice

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Irony: I can only pick up girls when im sober, Under the influence im a fucking mess

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

I finish a long day of work just to get a call from le ex that your kids need juice... Bitch you got a 24 hour store 12 feet from you house

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

Carajo! me mira, la miro conexion instantanea pero ME QUE EN BLANCO WTF!!

[Ikrad Waaai @Waaai_Ikrad]

@kiraNSA_ @Lanipator @MasterWuggles This is my way to say thank you for all the entertainment. I hope you like it!

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

When you want to evolve your staryu but are very afraid of losing all does candies for shitty move set

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

Cuando estas tan jodido con tu ex que te tiene la vida controlada....yeap a asi estoy

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

When your girlfriend cums but you don't....

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

When you smoke the blunt while sitting on the toilet.

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

Try, to fail. Try, to fail. Try, to fail. Try, to fail. Try, to fail. Because if you don't try you can't fail.

[Dead Silence @787_7442]

Ever wonder why my dick doesn't get pass your mouth....yeah thats whats called a side bitch.