Yung Jeph

Yung Slime🐍

[Yung Jeph @79Jeph]

@nojumper https://t.co/dgLrdwavqQ

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Stop telling your dad and mom about your plans and ideas. They get too excited and discuss them with friends and relatives. It’s never a good idea. Normalize lying to them until those plans have come to mature.

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

I took a girl out for the first time last night, and within 20 minutes of meeting her, she told me that she had a threesome last week.

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

You keep givin her money but you never hit, nigga u dating a parlay

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

I’m a very open minded person. I can change my stance on almost anything if you make a stronger argument than me

[toxic king @toxicking]

People be tryna humble you because you make them feel like a loser

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

A man somewhere is tired of fucking your future wife

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, As I turn 43 this year, I have realised, as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

[Natism @his4Everz]

If you’re good at noticing patterns you will be hated by manipulators.

[Spiffy Global @SpiffyGlobal]

I never had a ex that made me say “ damn she was da 1” I know this cause they still runnin through niggas like diarrhea 😭

[Elena 💕 @Elenabardyf]

As a man, if you’re still funding a girl’s nails, food, hair, phone, and data... you’re not serious about your life.

[JADON @whopls_]

If you dey around people wey get motion you go get motion...

[Proof Of Life ✊ @Rippaco800]

Even fat shit wanna be chased nowadays

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

these girls be dating for help not love

[bob 5 👨🏾‍💻 @gl1tchrrrrrrr]

i be feelin powerful sellin niggas weed at 8am.. like yea nigga i could make or break your day with this 8th

[poet @wavstxr]

my dad asked me what the meaning of my tattoo was . nigga it means the hoes gon love dis

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

unfortunately, i have no shame if i like you.

….until u put me to shame.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Bro to bro: The day you learn how to spot lonely girls, rejection will become a foreign language to you

[Montana700 @THELASTDONN700]

Being broke should scare you more than being single.