79Merlot

CAF Veteran. Earth Explorer. Dog Mom. conservative (small c!). MA in Comms & MA in Human Security & Peacebuilding

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@javilopen That’s one hell of a weird dream!

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@micoart Good on you and the other people that followed that worthless excuse for a human. I hope they find her!

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Dear @CAAInsuranceCo please tell me why *I* am supposed to educate your advisors on policy wording and that what they're saying is 100% incorrect?

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Dear BGRS

We all know that if something isn’t in the directive, we’re not entitled to claim it. So why don’t you know that, if a rule isn’t written in that same directive, you can’t make it up and apply it?

Signed every #caf member and #veteran

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@oldenoughtosay Thank you for teaching me something new today.

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@insultsrare Ouch

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@Bananamuffins24 @aliciamelvillle I thought I read an article today where he said “if you don’t hear it from these lips then please ignore the rumour” or something like that?

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@ChaoticGoodest @aliciamelvillle Right? People paid how much to listen to the Jonas brothers, not her fucking screetching

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@AirpodsRust @adam22 @anonbirdd I mean can you blame his wife if given the choice between the two men?

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@ACMilanSanDiego @pearlythingz I only found out who he was yesterday or the day before from a meme making fun of him

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@DivebumChef And “why couldn’t you go during the day while your course was happening?” “What would have happened if you missed 3 hours of class a week”

But thinking back, it definitely allowed them to make the decision based on the info presented and no preconceived notions.

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@DivebumChef I was a little surprised that there were so many people on the review board with no service and some of their questions had me scratching my head like “how can you be on the board and not know this” (like “well what would happen if you didn’t go to your physio appointment”

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@drmalcolmadams @julianoakes @DanWuori So he has a PhD in the field of child development and yours appears to be in economics soooo…perhaps you stick to interest rates & inflation and leave this lane clear for the experts in this field?

I mean I could be wrong, but for 1927 years kids grew up without screens so…

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@DanWuori Baby laughs are the best sound ever ❤️

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@kurtarnold_kurt Are those your famous sourdough cinnamon rolls!?!

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@TheWriteJennyG @ask_aubry Or even just basic anatomy & biology

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@ask_aubry I’m guessing they can’t see why it wouldn’t work because he doesn’t have a vagina (and has probably never seen one in person)

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@RiseMsculineMen @JohnDoe47711198 @insultsrare I mean not according to my elementary school teachers, The World Atlas, or National Geographic...

https://t.co/V9M0z47mus

https://t.co/FX5PdAoRjD

But good on you for confidently doubling down on trying to be the smart one 🤣

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@DivebumChef Dear Sailboat

You’re essentially a squirrel in the road and the cruise ship is the bicycle that’s gonna run you over….