The Christmas miracle? Could it possibly be Aunt Karen got hit by the grouchy neighbor who is secretly the bank robber from decades ago? Or by Dad when he’s trying to hit the brakes but the car keeps going and runs her over? The possibilities are endless!
Hallmark movies. I avoid them like the plague. So predictable. Just once, I wanna see a movie of boys running around in Marvel underwear, screaming batshit crazy, the washing machine broke, the cat puked on the rug and Mom slips and falls on the way to the oven because the
Oh gawd, it’s Aunt Karen with the hair and everything arriving for a visit that Dad “forgot” to mention. Mom secretly prays to the Gods for a miracle and it ends up being more than she bargained for when the water heater burst and floods the house.
@BarryWaldo Well then there’s Halloween candy, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, Valentine’s, and before you know it…it’s summer and no one can pass up a cheeseburger!
@sweatsntopknots Enjoy my new apartment! After being homeless for 6 years, going back to school and earning a 1-year accounting clerk certificate while working full time, it’s a new chapter!