Carolina

[Carolina @7Carolsry7]

vamos brindar ao verão

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

cute date idea: we go see the new spiderman movie together then make out afterwards

[𝑬𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒐 @_Manuuxy]

a sensação de assistir uma série lançada nos anos 2000 com 8 temporadas

[miia @miiagarro]

i’m only nice to men in private. i have a persona to uphold

[miia @miiagarro]

i don't have him wrapped around my finger, i have him in a headłock

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

every time i think about the fact that women are born with all the eggs they'll carry in their lifetime, which means i have never been apart from my mother, ever. makes me wanna cry and vomit and disappear into thin air

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak

[mónica! 💿 @webmica]

I need to get DRUNK and get TOUCHED ON.

[mat @oisouotheus]

o maior problema em terem escolhido a famke pra interpretar a primeira jean nos cinemas, é que o nível ficou extremamente alto e nunca mais vão conseguir encontrar alguém a altura dela

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as fvck 😭

[44 @swlteener]

desculpa se eu tenho peitos fartos e opiniões corretas

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

i sentence you to 2hr makeout session with me

[lyss 🍉 @good_luck_babs]

still one of the best dialogues about grief and loss i've ever witnessed. truly an all time scene

[Liza @Li33aaa]

At the family barbecue my cousin’s husband kept joking that “period mood swings are just an excuse to be a bitch.” His 13-year-old daughter finally said, “Dad, when you have a kidney stone you cry and everyone brings you ice packs. When Mom has endometriosis she still packs your lunch. Sit down.” The table went quiet so fast you could hear the burgers sizzle.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

i like wearing low cut shirts because i like staring at my own tits

[Ananya🎀 @ananya_pvtpf]

(flirting) can you lay on top of me and crush me with your entire body weight

[brine walsh @BrineWalsh]

“dont listen to the sirens odysseyus” Excuse me dont listen to women?

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[jess (: @narutosdurag]

Schiaparelli downnnn

[Peter Pourker IV @peterpourked]

Can I bum a kiss off you real quick bro? Just a peck bro I swear bro