bridge

“very pretty”

[bridge @7ChrisElliott]

My thought every morning is "I have the same name and the same hours in a day as Kris Jenner" I can do anything

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

build a jail cell for the property brothers

[bridge @7ChrisElliott]

@sadjame Nice

[🂱 @laylology]

no friend group is complete without the person who finds & shares the horny holiday text chain

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I’m addicted to spending $40

[bridge @7ChrisElliott]

When u come outside and the za za

[bridge @7ChrisElliott]

Saw a pigeon eating vomit today 💙

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I’ll take the fajitas, and please let them cool off a bit and bring them on a standard plate. I don’t need a fucking spectacle

[owië sevigny @yoshicrossing]

chansey when nurse joy is on her smoke break

[clintoris @clintoris]

Pangaea was such a vibe. Take me back 😩

[helena riley @freshhel]

Some of the pokemon are a little much

[charlie @chunkbardey]

john “fuck” kennedy

[Heidi Montag @heidimontag]

How beautiful water is.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

phones need to try to be a little more honest about whether or not they actually have signal

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

I can only cum if a celeb breaks their silence

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Now, more than ever, we must get a nice cross-breeze going

[Girlboss and Malewife OTD @BossXWifeOTD]

Today's girlboss x malewife OTD is... *sigh* D...Dragon and Donkey from Shrek. I don't get paid enough for this shit.