Kelsey

He may be dreamy, but he's not the sun. You are.

[Kelsey @7ForKelsey]

#HereWeGo

[Robo @robowyd]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

“listen to your body”

my body: touch the cactus

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

am i bad with money or is everyday 150 dollars

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[lilium @pukeirl]

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[holly ִֶ ⋆𐙚❅🦌*°⋆❆ 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmaster86753]

pet play but you open the door and i run into the road and get ran over

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[masha @masha_slp]

Men do be good at parking I’ll give them that

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Do u wanna come over and lay in bed like the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time

[misto @mistowho]

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

And for the lady, perhaps a man who doesn’t secretly or subconsciously hate her.

[Nicolle ⸆⸉ ☁️ @nicofmyheart]

try to explain this one to a non-swiftie lmao

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Giving your partner a break from decision fatigue is a love language. Removing someone's mental load is the highest form of consideration.

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

[oontz oontz @knotBoots]

The burglar chose the wrong home everybody know he does not play about that girl

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 @mrsdobbins_]

um sure I’ll check my schedule, but if my husband who I hang out with constantly is available, I’ll be hanging out with him