7 Commentary Team (Parody)

Nuanced and unbiased commentary isn't as important as you think it is ...

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EXCLUSIVE

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Congrats to Scott Pendlebury on game 401 #AFLSwansPies

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#AFLDogsDees

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Finally, we are the victim

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This is a hate crime Hutchy. You think people will want to listen to someone other than our team? LOL - Good luck!

#AFLBluesDees

[Craig Hutchison @craighutchy]

Hit me up if you are using SEN Stadium and where @MCG or SYNCing at home. Which call have you landed on, @AFLNation or Blues Radio thanks to @Bupa ? @SportsEntNet @1116sen

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Our former colleague Wayne Carey was a big advocate. Stay safe Girls🙏🏻

[AFL @AFL]

We stand together against gender-based violence.

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@SneakyySneak He barely mentions himself at all - amateur hour down at FoxFooty in our opinion.

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Who?

[news.com.au @newscomauHQ]

A relatively unknown commentator is taking the AFL by storm, with fans reacting passionately to his style and calling for change. https://t.co/7EsSktq2R7

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Looking forward to hearing from the @AFL soon

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Talent will only get you so many chances. At the AFL that number is usually about 30. Feeling for Tarryn Thomas.

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Basil is having a great pre-season

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Can people please stop tagging Hamish in these photos. It's not funny.

#AFLSaintsDons

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@AFL @MichaelWhiting McAdam was always in trouble; we've never even heard of him ...

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LIFT YOUR PROFILE LADS!

The MRP has delivered a clear message this evening; If players want to get away with hitting people on field they have to fall into the "Superstar"/"Good Bloke" category.

#AFL #tribunal

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You're welcome Darren

[DarrenWheels @DarrenWheels]

.@7AFL and @FOXFOOTY have taken two whole blocks of wheelchair seating at @MCG tonight

Instead of unimpeded view of the entire ground on Level 4, tonight we get the back of crowd heads on Level 1

Disabled fans like @CripsyAU & I deserve better

#AFLTigersBlues #AccessMatters

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Goals are overrated, who watches football for goals?

#AFLTigersBlues

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In tough times like this it's great that @NMFCOfficial can turn to someone like Clarko who understands the complexities of young men and their relationships. 🙏🤩😍

[North Melbourne FC @NMFCOfficial]

In light of the serious and confronting allegations against Tarryn Thomas, club president Dr Sonja Hood has written to members and supporters.

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Little known fact; Former @CollingwoodFC captain Scott Pendlebury has a basketball background 🏀

#pendlebury #collingwood

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Yeah that's cool, but have you ever been to a North Melbourne Good Friday game? #electric

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The scenes in Australia at 3.30am.

The beauty of the World Cup.

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@TwitterSupport Can this be applied for this account immediately to avoid any further confusion