Taehyung is genuinely the funniest person alive. In the Military he was on his first night guard duty and was asked for password (signal to identify friend from foe) and because the previous guard didn’t provide him with the intel he just made up his own password. Supervisor asks for password:
🪖: Chris?
🐻: Mas!
🐿️: But this time, it was quite interesting. We always do special songs, don't we?
🐱: Man, 'Baepsae'. 'Baepsae' was just too much today. I thought everything was going to fall apart.
🐿️: Even 'Baepsae' got a much better reaction than I expected. Why do they like it so much?
🐥: 'Baepsae' is just... why do they like it so much?
🐿️: 'Pied Piper' was almost on another level.
🐻: Exactly. It’s like we’re the 'Baepsae'.
🐱: No, really, when 'Pied Piper' came on and I was looking at the front, some people were about to faint. Like, "Aaaaaah!" (mimicking the fans).
🐥: No, but seriously, it was like they were being electrocuted! "Aaaaaah!" Truly!
🐱: But it was from the front to the left. The people on the left were like, "Aaaaaah!"
🐻 *leyendo comentarios * Hay muchos “Yoongi, cásate conmigo”.
🐿️ ¡Yoongi, cásate conmigo!
🐥 Ya solo hazlo de una vez, aunque te divorcies, ya es hora de empezar a pensar en el matrimonio.
🐱 cierto!!! ahora soy mayor de lo que era mi papá cuando nací… +
NOT BTS ALMOST LEAVING AFTER DYNAMITE BUT NAMJOON TOLD THEM 'ARE YOU FORGETTING ABOUT ME, YOU ARE LEAVING ME ALONE'? THEN THEY STARTED SING MIKROKOSMOS OMG🥹🫶🫶