Macauley Cacklemore

Uncastrated advice columnist

[Macauley Cacklemore @7armocto]

"If you are ever feeling down, have someone beat a guinea pig to death against your chest.

Perform an autopsy, and the broken guinea pig parts are where your maladies lie".

- You.

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[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

Apart from the drone carrying explosives found at the Leipzig/Halle Airport last night, a second drone struck a cargo plan over the airport just as it was diverting from landing.

The drone hit the plane at an altitude of 400 meters.

After landing at an alternative airport in Hanover, federal police officers documented slight damage to the front of the aircraft. It’s unclear whether the second drone also carried explosives.

The airport serves as a hub for weapon deliveries to Ukraine and the first drone with the explosives was found near a Ukrainian Antonov plane.

[Macauley Cacklemore @7armocto]

1000 to the fourth power?

No but actually your bloodlines

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[Macauley Cacklemore @7armocto]

Woman who doesn't know there are germs fails in bid to get Confederacy to do something in lack of a global lockdown

[Macauley Cacklemore @7armocto]

what the fuck is a mint

[Macauley Cacklemore @7armocto]

your brother is a mage?

[Historyland @HistorylandHQ]

Soviet Russia Famine of Kazakhstan, 1930-1933 that killed 1.5-2.3 million people

[Today In History @historigins]

The Pergamon Ancient Theater is the steepest theater in the world, with an incline of about 70 degrees. The Hellenistic theater had a cavea (seating area) of 10,000 people.

[Macauley Cacklemore @7armocto]

avtodizel

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

This goes way harder than it should rn