Barbara & Bertie

Cheesehead wearing, fried cheese curd eating, Brandy Old Fashioned drinking, Polka loving, Jack Russell Terrier mama, whose Bertie is a soldier in ZombieSquad.

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: Mama's saying, "Poor Allen the Alligator!" 🙄Pffft! She's darn lucky I keep my Zombie hunting skills in top form! Plus, I got the prize at the end! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: On morning patrol I was injured and evacuated (carried home). Surgery performed (muzzled & thorn removed from toe beans). Purple Heart awarded (treats given). Resting up for next patrol. Be safe out there Squad! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: Mama says...🙄... I look like I'm pouting! Pffftt! I'm decompressing from a difficult Zombie patrol! I do wish I'd been able to chomp on a Zomb or two! But I'm definitely not pouting! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

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Bertie reporting in: I don't know what this is, but I don't like it! I have it under observation to make sure those Zombies aren't using it! Zombs are sneaky and use whatever they can to pounce! Not on my watch! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: I chased SIX of those white tailed zombies🦌from my sector! Three still had spots on them! I'm teaching them young to stay out of my way! RaaaAAA! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: I'm Rock Zombie hunting! Mama says...🙄...I dont have to check every nook & cranny! What world is she living in?! There are Zombies out there! RaaaAAA! (Mama says I got a little somethin' in my beardage🤭) #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: Mama says...🙄...she can't get a decent photo of me! I'm either a blur or I have my backside towards her! Pardon me! I don't have time for paparazzi!📸There are Zombies to hunt down! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

@WellyUBM Wasn't sure if I should post this, but I did dispatch a chippy that got into our garage! It definitely looked like a Zomb by the time I was done with it! Mama gave it an aerial burial into the pond to feed the snapping turtles!

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: Patroling the ramparts on the lookout for those zombie chippymunks! This time of year they're everywhere! I'm on it Squad! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Our Bicentennial celebration was joyful. Our Semiquincentennial celebration is sad, disgusting, disappointing. The United States has flaws & warts, but we strive for better. Most times. #America250 #GrifterInChief
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[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

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Bertie reporting in: I'm trying to tell Mama that there's a Zombie in here! She's just too lazy to get off the bench and help me!🙄 If what's left of her brain gets eaten, it's not my fault!🧠🧟‍♂️ #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

@ZombieSquadHQ Hoo boy...... that's..... that's... alarming!

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: Squad! This is the third cryptic marking in my sector in recent weeks! What is going on?! I'm starting to become very concerned! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: Had a special patrol today! I made sure the Woodstock, Illinois train station was clear of Zombies! We had to pick up Aunt Pam & Uncle Larry returning from their trip to Europe! My first time by a train! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

Bertie reporting in: Night Patrol revealed more curious markings on drivway! What could it mean?! Patrols have been hampered due to high water! Conditions are slowly improving! Stay safe! Keep your head above water! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

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Bertie reporting in: Curious markings on the driveway! Might be some kind of Zombie code! I'll conduct extra patrols in the area to make sure no communication between Zombies takes place! #ZSHQ

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

@whiskersmouse I'd introduce you to this guy!

[Barbara & Bertie @7bergie]

@whiskersmouse Whiskers, I think you'd be an outstanding judge at the World Champion Cheese contest in Madison, Wisconsin, USA! I'd buy you a drink or two!🥂🥃

5 things to know about the World Championship Cheese Contest in Madison https://t.co/wPOJoEHBPM via @madisondotcom