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Happy 3 year anniversary to the time I was ordering food to the hostel and when asked for the address I said "Block 13" and the night canteen guy was like "block terah?" and I said "haan, block mera".

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@GoAheadIreland Ghost bus 114! Sudden cancellation at Carysfort ave around 14:50 and no sign at 3082 Frascati ave even now. Is it cancelled or delayed?

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nothing more unhinged than when the least put-together person you know calls themselves the mom/dad friend

is this targeted yes absolutely

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how is a can of coconut milk cheaper in europe than in India, THE LAND OF COCONUTS!!?? Makes no sense

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Update: there are more now and they seem to be repulsed by the Modern Family theme song so i am now binging that

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I have birds living in my chimney which makes the fireplace unusable so I read online that they don’t like loud music and started blasting some Metallica into the chimney to make them leave but now there are MORE BIRDS. THEY LOVE METAL. THEY ARE NEVER LEAVING. help…

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before i started dating my bf we were supposed to get dinner and he overslept so i got stood up and had to go back to the hostel hungry & i vowed i would never date him ever but after 40 apologies and a clean record of never being late again i succumbed

(True love?)

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mad respect to couples where each person has a different sense of time, could not be me but good for u

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@sunaihri TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW omg im eating babycorn manchurian and i will tell u it’s DIVINE ok

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Everything is turning into a fkn subscription service i hate it so much

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@agentp_7 I already have one sriya ( @sriyakay ) in my life fawning over him, don’t make it two 😤

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@TicketmasterIre Still haven’t recd a refund for the cancelled Arctic Monkeys concert. Customer support has been totally unhelpful and mostly unresponsive. A refund was promised within 10 days, it’s been a month!

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@GoAheadIreland Will the 75/75a routes be operating as usual tomorrow to get to Marlay Park for the Arctic Monkeys concert? Can't seem to find any info on this online. Thanks!

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They are simply making too many kitchen gadgets these days and I want them all so i suggesr we all live in a commune and collectively own ALL gadgets so that I can use that bloody Ninja Creamy once a year to make some scrumdiddyumptious sorbets

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The feature on IG in 2014 where you could see everyone’s activity in a long play-by-play and could tell who was crushing on whom and which person was tryna get attention for being sad….BRING IT BACK

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When I’m on holiday, coffee doesn’t wake me up, the horrifying sight of watching someone add hot milk to cornflakes at breakfast is what jolts me awake

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@agentp_7 I HATE CENTS

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@lol_no_nope Omg gws but also my Danish roommate is going through the same thing and rye bread and soup has healed her now so i recommend that

The key is 6 slices of rye bread a day apparently

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i miss Facebook, it was such a fun SM platform with its lil groups filled w hyper specific memes and w fun games and cute ways to share memories!!! When not everyone was trying to curate some d33p philosopher x tumblr aesthetic and were just displaying crackhead energy

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@darshxm No but it’s really not ok for this type of stuff to be a “trend” 😭

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@agentp_7 Trauma dump on my group chat obv