Anthony Clark

Everything can be served with dumplins, rice and vegetables

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@Saz_Collins @_Bands_FC @springsteen @DollyParton 2 of my faves!

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@tpsrayment Don’t forget ‘Tomorrow’s Dog Food’

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I feel grate

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England have a sniff here. The slightest, faintest sniff. A springer spaniel would do well to smell an England win here. But they have a sniff. #bbccricket

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@tpsrayment Walk on the wild side - Lou Reed

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Love and Affection - Joan Armatrading. Baker Street - Gerry Raferty. Good songs not spoilt by a saxophone solo

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Hey Duggie, Sarah and Duck - masterpieces. Bing - a complete pile of shit.

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And at number 1 on the Top 100 things you don’t want to see at the end of your road......

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@jennychandleruk I just filleted, skinned and pan fried 8 lemon sole fillets. Wife and kids demolished it. Couldnt have done it before your masterclass on Weds - cheers!!

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I’ve Finnished my tea

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Barber - Would you like me to make your 5 year old look like an Eastern European boxer?
Me - yes. My wife will be pleased.

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If I were to write a book on parenting, the front cover would be a photo of a carrot and a stick.

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My son just ran frantically into the bog singing ‘Daddy I need a poo’ to the tune of The Specials’ A Message To You Rudy’ #prouddad

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@Saz_Collins @BlocParty Both

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@MooseyMoosehead Counteracted by a disproportionately strong Moose Effect.

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#lesbianshoes #menthatlooklikelesbians

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@tpsrayment Over to Asif Naleem to pick up the pace and tone...

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@tpsrayment @CodWood The first thing I'd do is persecute the albinos. So you'd be fucked

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#TheDetectives on @BBCTwo is the best thing on the telebox this year.