Abdallah Jesr

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

spiral your way through / @TheArtidote

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

@__3adra @AnisTabet23 i think the priority is for Anis to try something new here. and Joe’s a great name

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

@abdallah_adra طول بالك كوز. كلّو رايح

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

non-rhetorical question: do people that throw their cigarette butts on the floor feel some sort of sense of grandeur? lots of them do it with this flair and style. we are so fucking behind

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

@abdallah_adra من شو؟

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

quite the drastic change from ‘are you on Twitter?’ to ‘are you on X?’. namsayin?

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

@Hichamezz1 @elonmusk I doubt it. He’d been dreaming this up for more than 2 decades https://t.co/MrTFitqtVJ

no stress for me - rarely on here anymore. my feed needs a clean-up from all the nervous bickering nerds that enjoy poking holes in each other’s arguments all day

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

@elonmusk
has anyone asked the question - what’s a ‘tweet’ going to be called now?
you tweet on twitter
you ____ on X
vex?

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

@Hichamezz1 @elonmusk bit underwhelming. they might still be pondering on this one as the blue button on the top right still says Tweet. it was a redeeming part of Twitter - tweeters tweet tweets to tweeps. the logo looks like an unfinished middle school copybook scribble

[FAISAL Ⓜ️ NSOULI 🇱🇧🇺🇸 @fmnsouli]

A call to all fresh graduates from the top 3 universities in Lebanon:
You have worked extremely hard to earn your degrees. Never succumb to low Gulf States wages. Get in touch with me ASAP to go forward from here on end.
God bless you!
NB. This is NOT a business-oriented plea!

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

@TerribleMaps false map. you can’t find a single public toilet in Saudi Arabia without a bidet (a sprayer). also many parts of Lebanon, Syria, etc

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

annoyance is having to listen to other people’s calls in an open space. grab a f!cking cubicle!

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

name a better duo / dark chocolate brownies and orange juice

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

James Gandolfini, the Sopranos @JamesGandolfini

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

breaking

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

this is one of the most dignified responses I’ve ever seen on Twitter. man-child man-handled.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

@nntaleb I'm sorry you feel this way, and that you felt the need to tweet this. I love your work and will continue to celebrate it. Happy new year ❤️

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Incredible from Mbappe but I was doing this shit in 2006

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

comparative advantage rules the realms

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

@elonmusk Doing something difficult for someone else that is truly of aid to them.

[Abdallah Jesr @7esr]

they should add this to the definition of jump the gun @elonmusk

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If so, it definitely seems like a tool that’s ripe for targeted harassment, especially of women + others on this platform