Wolf of Gall Street

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@MarioNawfal Imagine having a forever dirty window

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@Mappy6984 The fuck you mean they?

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

BROOOOOO!!!!

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

May you heal so hard you do your hobbies again.

[Brian Armstrong @brian_armstrong]

I think it’s time to revisit the accredited investor laws in the US.

Companies are staying private longer, where only accredited investors (aka rich people!) can invest. Retail investors can only come in after IPO, when much of the upside has already been captured.

These rules were created with the best of intentions, to protect regular people from scams - a noble idea. Unfortunately, in practice they've often made it illegal to get richer, unless you're already rich. A regressive tax!

We have to judge policies based on their outcomes, not on their intentions.

These are two possible routes I see:

1) Replace the rule with something merit-based, like a financial literacy test. Pass it and you're accredited. Having a qualification based on competency rather than your bank balance or income seems far more fair.

2) Remove the rule entirely. Let consenting adults assess their own risk. Disclosure requirements stay and fraud enforcement stays to punish bad actors.

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@WimShakespeare Not sure you can be saying that about a man that doesn’t clear 5’10”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@OSWALSANTANA France…

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

I'm a neurodivergent health research advisor with a PhD.

Here are 14 life-changing ND accommodations that are stupid-simple but way too underused:

1. Listen to fast music during tasks you want to finish quickly (shopping, cleaning, getting ready, walking to the gym). Your body follows rhythm faster than your mind follows intention.

[Mark Jeffrey @markjeffrey]

Taxi is unhappy with Uber

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Shut the fuck up. You must be a midget. Unrealistic ass goals

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@Fintech00 Unless you’re 50… Keep that baby fat. Because when you’re are 50, you’ll look 60

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@FitnessGuide0 How are you shaped like that AND a chronic mouth breather? This man has lost his poor chin. Mind your breathing yall

[LAMP @dirtylamp3]

Can’t name a time I didn’t figure it out

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@Nithya_Shrii Fuckin lazy asses

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@GiuliMedrado Nah. Sounds like they made some of this up. Mom killed him. But this story isn’t the truth. It’s off

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@JackSparrow589 @thebearablebull Weird

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@vandell33 He did not say “and you'll owe any difference next April”

He said, and keep more of your money this calendar year. That was the key. Why say it that way?

[Wolf of Gall Street @7leahcim]

@NCrumbley11 @dom_lucre Geigh