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[SayahGPT @SayahLeSEL]

Arrêté à Hong Kong avec 18kg de cocaïne ? il va falloir apprendre à faire sans lui hein

[m🌙 @redlazermi]

@ActuFoot_ Messi il pense c’est les ingrédients de l’eau hein

[Rhm @elchicosuaveee]

Il a 40 ans de carrière en étant le chanteur le plus connu de France, y a jamais eu une seul photo de lui qui montrait sa religion, un mois dans la sauce judiciaire et il a sorti le disque de platine direct mdrrrrrrrrrrrr

[KTkate @imnothingnew18]

tout ceux qui veulent pas lire cette conversation lunaire

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me risking my entire future for 5 extra minutes of sleep

[FRANCE HAS A PROBLEM. @YungNegrowski]

« Sois discret » is crazy

[Ray @Ray_RMCF]

Kylian Mbappe when his girlfriend asks him to PRESS her boobs.

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇺🇸 BBC says the Trump administration is involved in insider trading.

[k @ysljennii]

there really aren’t that many unique experiences

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files
These pedophiles are getting away with everything

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Trump realising he was talking to a pakistani scammer this whole time not an Iranian negotiator.

[Kultur @Kulturlesite_]

🚨 Le PSG vient d’ouvrir le PREMIER CAFÉ de son histoire sur les CHAMPS-ELYSÉES !!

À la carte : smoothies, cappuccino au logo du club et gourmandises « spéciales PSG » ☕️🍰

[!+?@ @ar0fx]

MDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

5 minutes before Trump’s announcement:

* $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip.

* $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold.

More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close.

Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

That's my hometown Chongqing.

China is living in 2026. It's just that America is stuck in 1990s

[‘ @Saazis30]

Juste ça et du pain croustillant

[: @_dxllz7]

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

[• @yducknow]

When the consequences of my procrastination start closing in